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Ton 618 is the most massive black hole yet discovered. It is estimated to be 66 billion solar masses.
 
Current understanding of black hole formation puts an upper limit on the size of black holes at 50 billion solar masses.
TheGamerPainter
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Hey every second of the day someone in the world is walking for 3 miles total… oh wait that’s 3.585959595994959994949399348934839489348/4 (or 479.99999999999999999423490000000122 million out of 7.9B) of everyone on the planet
 
about 50M users who own a PS3, 4, 5, XBOX 360 and Xbox One have a combined total of 100,000,000 trillion+ walked in both GTA V and GTA Online across all consoles.
Dex Stewart
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You’re older than you’ve ever been and now you’re even older, and now you’re even older, and now you’re older still.
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@Dex Stewart  
Everyone age up every year as you are reading this, someone out there is having a birthday right now, and having cake with his/her family and every second we all age by 1 second, but for other things like plants about every few seconds depending on where it’s planted.
UrbanMysticDee
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The Burj Khalifa, the tallest building in the world, is about 1/3 empty space. The top third of the building is too narrow to fit any usable space. It just exists to make sure the building is the tallest in the world. And most of the building’s office space is unrented, so even the usable space is mostly empty.
 
Also it’s not connected to the municipal sewage system so every day an entire army of trucks has to pump the crap out of the septic tank.
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Those trucks are owned by a guy nicknamed “Whiz.” His nickname was given to him because of the substance his trucks haul every day.
 
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UrbanMysticDee
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In the game of rock, paper, scissors, NOTHING beats rock. Rock breaks scissors and tears through paper. You’d have to be an idiot to pick something else.
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@UrbanMysticDee  
Paper unfortunately has the unfair advantage of having a cushy goal,cover the rock. Not break the rock,not damage it in any way,just cover it. Meanwhile the scissors has to cut the paper,and the rock has to smash the scissors. It’s a very unbalanced set of expectations for these objects to meet.
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@Dex Stewart  
What do you mean? The scissors’ existence is to cut paper. It’s purpose-built to have every advantage in that regard. Cutting paper is just the minimum expectation for scissors. Does a cup deserve a gold star every time it manages to hold a liquid?
UrbanMysticDee
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Chamoy Thipyaso of Thailand received the longest ever prison sentence of 141,078 years. However, the Thai law of the time specified that those convicted of fraud could not serve more than twenty years in prison and her mandatory release was 2009, she was paroled after only eight.
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