Useless Facts

@TheGamerPainter  
When a male animal has to go somewhere it puts on pants and gets in the car. When a female animal has to go somewhere it takes forever getting ready.

We’ve no chance against 300 heavy horse.

Enceladus is the coldest moon in the solar system, covered with ice, wich reflects the solar light in its surface; Because of this, the maximum temperature it can reach is -310°F. It’s also the biggest satellite of Saturn, with approximately 500 km diameter.

@KillswitchEngageHyperFanatic  
Titan is by far the largest moon of Saturn at 5,149 km in diameter. It’s almost as big as the next five largest moons combined and contains 96% of the total mass of the entire saturnian system.

Everyone uses the bathroom to go 1 or 2 about 4 times a day, some young kids show call this the “potty”. Even the cake twins went in “ Baby Cakes “.

63 grams is not a color

It’s hot in the top half of the world and cold in the other half

Dragons who catch cold can’t breathe fire. To fix it they have to take Viagra, because it can treat a reptile dysfunction.

@Anonymous #8E4A  
Dragons aren’t reptiles, they’re mammals, specifically platypi, because only those have ALL of dragon properties at same time

John Preston sleeps on a mattress on the floor with no pillow because neck pain is the only feeling that’s allowed in the future.

The “Toba Catastrophe Theory” explains a fact which were produced in the north of the Sumatra’s isle, between 70k - 75k years ago, when the Toba volcano made eruption. This provoked a volcanic winter, lasting at least 10 years, also causing a bottleneck in the human species, influencing our evolution.

@KillswitchEngageHyperFanatic  
Not to be confused with Tuba Catastrophe Theory.
 

In Power Rangers Lost Galaxy,one of the actresses, Valerie Vernon, had to leave for leukemia treatment. She remained in the opening credits,though,so she could technically be in the show and be paid to help pay for her treatment. This led, however,to the producers being stingy when it came to paying her first replacement. They would only pay the new actress, Patricia Ja Lee as a guest character,even though she was a main character. She left and they got Melody Perkins instead. Somehow,payment issues didn’t improve at all under Disney.

@Anonymous #8E4A  
What the fuck?

t o o t
 

It’s been a long time since MLP did a fart joke.  
 
Last time was Rainbow Dash and Pinie Pie’s whoopie prank on Twilight.  

In Troy the unnamed kid afraid of the giant at the beginning of the movie calls him a Thessalonian. Thessalonians are from Thessaloniki. The giant is from Thessaly making him a Thessalian. Someone living in ancient Greece would have known this. Mixing up the two would be like mixing up New York and LA.

Goth is like Coke and Emo is like Diet Coke Diet Pepsi.

1 fuckpound is 1/2000 of an Imperial fuckton  
1 fuckilogram is 1/1000 of a Metric fucktonne
 
1 fuckilogram = 2.20462 fuckpounds  
1 Imperial fuckton = 1.016 Metric fucktonnes

@UrbanMysticDee  
the fuck you talking about?

In Jersey it is illegal to pump your own gas because you’re retarded and might put the pump up your butt or down your mouth and kill yourself by accident. Highly trained Sikh gas technicians are the only people allowed to even touch gas pumps in the state.

@UrbanMysticDee  
You would get a ticket for putting the pump up your butt and for having your things shown and mainly fire hazards. btw I live in Jersey…

@UrbanMysticDee  
I’d love if that was a thing here. I hate pumping gas.