Useless Facts

The Jolly Green Giant does not walk, he stands still. He walked in one commercial and it so terrified people that the company never had him walk again.

Steel beams are nigh indestructible. The only thing that can destroy them is nano-thermite, which just so happens to have the exact same chemical composition as building dust so that no one can detect its presence.

The Iron Sheik hated Jake the Snake Roberts because he stole his crack, allegedly.

Bonus fact: Hank Hill bought $600 worth of crack for $20 in the 90s.

Bonus Bonus fact: Charlie Sheen was banging 7 gram rocks and finishing them, because that’s how he rolls.

“Steamed Hams” is a phrase commonly used in Albany to describe hamburgers. No one in Utica calls hamburgers “steamed hams”. Despite the name steamed hams are often grilled.

Water is made of two gins: oxygin and hydrogin. Oxygin is pure gin and hydrogin is gin and water.

$1 million in cash weighs 22 lbs, $1 million in gold weighs 25 lbs

67 is a prime number

JR is a really bad guy. He lives on a ranch with his mom.

the universe expands faster than light and we will not see stars in future.

The mint julep is not a Texas drink, and it does not contain vodka and tomato juice.

McGarnagle gets called into his boss’ office to be dressed down and immediately begins eating his lunch and shuts down his boss’ complaints in a power move.

God Nisanov is the vice president of the Global Jewish Congress. He’s on a full-name basis to distinguish him from mononymous God.

Pac-Man was supposed to be “Puck-Man”, but Namco, the US distributor, feared people would vandalize the game cabinets to read “Fuck-Man” so they changed it to “Pac-Man”. LOL

Steiner’s attack was an order

Pirate freedom is the freest kind of freedom. It makes other freedom look not as free in comparison. American freedom is like prison. You’re “free” to do whatever corporations tell you to do.

Dick Van Dyke is now 100 years old. He is officially too old to play with Lego blocks, which are for ages 4 - 99.