This Thread Locks At Exactly 100 Posts.

Rules: Every SINGLE comment must end by stating how weird it would be if this thread gets locked at exactly 100 posts. Comments are to be arguments for or against things literally no one cares about i.e. what is the best color for door nobs.
 
Why tf was this thread made? Hope it doesn’t lock at 100 comments.

I fucking LOVE carboard! It’s so lit fam that I’d die without it.
 
Why would anyone think this thread would lock at 100 posts? Weirdos.

Have we hit 100 yet?

We should all keep our glistening skin by eating small babies’ ice cream. Then we’ll live long enough to possibly see this thread hit 100 posts.

I wonder which gender pronouns that old mop bucket, you know the one with the broken wheel, would like us all to use when referring to they/them?
 
I hope this thread doesn’t lock at just 100 comments, that wouldn’t even be enough to list half of the current human genders!

G5 leaked. Turned out to be a lot better than I expected.

This is the Ultimate Shitpost, of Ultimate Destiny!  
Nice Guys, Twitch Thots and Dead Memes as far as the page can scroll!  
And only till 100 posts, I wonder if this thread locks?  
This is the Ultimate Shitpost, of Ultimate Destiny!