The STUPID Thread

Mrs. Landers was a health nut.
She cooked food in a wok.
Mr. Harris was her boyfriend,
and he had a great big-

Cock-a-doodle-doodle.
The rooster just won’t quit,
and I don’t want my breakfast,
because it tastes like-

Shih Tzus make good house pets.
They’re cuddly and sweet.
Monkeys aren’t good to have,
’cause they like to beat their-

Meeting in the office.
A meeting in the hall.
The boss, he wants to see you,
so you can suck his-

Balzac was a writer.
He lived with Allen Funt.
Mrs. Roberts didn’t like him,
but that’s ‘cause she’s a-

Contaminated water,
can really make you sick.
Your bladder gets infected,
and blood comes out your-

Dictate what I’m saying,
‘cause it will bring you luck,
and if you all don’t like it,
I don’t give a flying FUCK!

Huh, that’s weird, it posted twice.
Not sure why that happened.

I drank an entire bottle of champagne last night and I’m barely hungover.