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hell yea nigga this is how we play nox . fagstrife thought too much of himself so we all named ourselfs Lord strife and pissed him off that day. that nigga really said he is god and his mom washes his pants after him
also lets not forget diablo is a cheap copy of nox. but ea killed westwood and hacker namer BURNER hacked the ladder servers and the official servers were closed but Morden Trall coded a dll that permitted us to continue to play online and that guy EIOT was like chris chan and did not know how to connect a keyboard to a port
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Warner is working on a new LotR trilogy. The first movie, War of the Rohirrim, is scheduled for release in 2024. I don’t know when this trilogy is set, or what story they plan to tell, but I’m not looking forward to it. I’m braced for a sewer fire that makes the Star Wars sequels look respectful by comparison.
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They’ve already fallen into the same mistake as Disney.
Just make a movie. It doesn’t need to be a trilogy just because the first two entries were trilogies. Actually, The Hobbit didn’t need to be a trilogy either, so maybe this is just their mentality.
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Cocaine Bear is being used as an excuse for Ant-Man 3’s historic second-weekend drop, even though it only made $23 million in it’s opening weekend. For most Marvel movies, Cocaine Bear wouldn’t have been an afterthought when selecting the release window.
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Funko is going to be dumping over $30 million worth of unsellable inventory into a landfill. It reminds of just a few days ago, when six pallets of Magic: The Gathering cards were discovered in a dump.
The fact that WotC had been overprinting cards and rendering them near worthless isn’t surprising to me. The warnings from analysts have been on repeat since last summer. But I didn’t know Funko was having this kind of demand issue. I thought they were still the consoomer’s drug of choice.
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The writers of the Dungeons and Dragons movie just let loose a disaster of a statement in a recent interview. WotC and D&D’s reputation is in the sewer, and playing into the absolute worst of it isn’t going to help them. Especially if they’re just idiots and don’t mean what they said the way they said it.
In that vein, I was really struck in “Honor Among Thieves” that the lead female characters — Michelle Rodriguez’s Holga and Sophia Lillis’ Doric — are at the forefront of the action scenes, and the men are often hanging back.
GOLDSTEIN: That was not an attempt at wokeness on our part.
DALEY: Swear to God, it wasn’t. We liked that Holga is the bruiser that does the dirty work for Edgin, and he doesn’t like to get his hands dirty. We also love emasculating leading men.
GOLDSTEIN: Not for woke reasons!
DALEY: Just because it’s funny and fun and fresh. It was the dynamic we had with Rachel McAdams and Jason Bateman’s characters in “Game Night.”
GOLDSTEIN: Or Tom Holland versus Robert Downey Jr. in “Spider-Man.” We like our male heroes to be challenged and not simply heroic.
DALEY: What’s funny is that in our casting process on multiple films, we’ve met movie stars that you would think are comfortable enough in their own skin that they would be able to portray themselves in a vulnerable light. But a lot of them really don’t feel comfortable doing that. Obviously, we won’t name a name here, but there is a notable movie star —
GOLDSTEIN: I can think of two.
DALEY: — who is so handsome and awesome and will not make himself look weak. That’s so shocking, because to me, that feels like the most fun that you could have as an actor.
GOLDSTEIN: I think they think they love to do that. But when it comes down to it, they’re not really willing to look foolish or “less than.”
DALEY: We’ve talked about this before with Chris Pine. What we love about Chris is that he’s hyper-aware of that and wants to make himself look as bad as possible, almost to a fault. Sometimes we’re like, “All right, no, you have to be a hero in this moment.”
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“We also love emasculating leading men.” “Not for woke reasons!”
Meaning it’s either a fetish or they’re lying. The rest of that is excuses.
Also, Goldstein.
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Shazam 2 is tracking poorly. At this rate, it’ll be the fifth DCEU project in a row to lose money at the box office. And Aquaman 2 isn’t shaping up to be good news for them either.
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More Magic cards have been discovered being disposed of en masse. This time it’s a recycling center, possibly because they hoped it would be less visible than dumping them in a landfill.
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WotC has been mismanaging the brand for years. The most noticeable problem, about which they’ve been stubbornly ignoring players, retailers, and analysts, is that they’ve been over producing cards. Both in the sense that they release new sets too quickly for players to keep up, and in the sense that they print more cards per set than they have customers to sell to. The value of the cards has plummeted, throwing the secondary market into chaos, but they haven’t lowered prices for all that.
They did this, which caused no small amount of controversy. Some players thought that it was coming close to violating the reserve list. Others thought it was pointless because the anniversary cards are unplayable, so it’s just a dust collector. The fact that it costs about $1,000 to buy the set is a problem all around.
And there’s stuff like this. They were past the point where they’d flooded the market when they released this set. Going in on identity politics was just adding negative value to a product that was already over saturated. The fact that the LotR set is less than a year old, and there’s enough of them in there that you can pick them out says it all.
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I had no idea there was potential for Willow to get a second season. It received nearly no promotion, the movie isn’t that well known, and the show does not stand on its own. The show itself was a pretty dull basic fantasy adventure. The few highlights are cameos of past characters and direct references to the original movie, but to get to those you have to sit through alot of meandering around.
The show also had a weirdly low-budget look at times.
The ending credits pop rock songs also just come off as bizarre choices.
I’m happy they tried to finally do a follow up to Willow, but it’s a shame it was done with the modern sensibilities of binge streaming.
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Disney is so broke they’re willing to admit failure if they think no one will notice. Amazon is completely unwilling to admit failure.
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