Annnnd I’m banned!
It’s not an insult if it’s true~! I’ll say it one more time just for posterity’s sake:
I’ve come to make an announcement:
Smiling Pony’s a bitch ass motherfucker. He pissed on my fucking raptor. That’s right. He took his tiny fucking limp dick out and he pissed on my fucking raptor, and he said his dick was “this big” and I said “that’s visibly untrue”.
So I’m making a callout post on my Derpibooru-dot-org: Smiling Pony, you got a small dick. Its the size of
this picture’s score except way smaller. And guess what? Here’s what my dong looks like! *BWOOOOOOOOM!* That’s right baby. All faves, no downvotes, comments unlocked. Look at that! It looks like two Boulders and a tower.
He fucked my raptor so guess what? I’m gonna fuck the site. That’s right, this is what you get: MY SUPER LASER PISS! Except I’m not pissing on the site! I’m gonna go higher! I’M PISSING ON THE MODS! HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT, DERPY WHOOVES? I PISSED ON THE MODS, YOU WEASEL!
You have twenty-three hours before the piss drop-el-ets hit the fucking featured image. Now get out of my fucking sight before I piss on you too.
