SHHH! Secret Forum Game.

Adan Druego
A toast - Incredibly based
Chatty Kirin - A user who has reached a combined 1000 forum posts or comments.
Fried Chicken - Attended an april fools event
Artist -
Liberty Belle - Sings the song of the unchained

Secretly, I planned out the extermination of many of the Derpibooru staff… then I got caught after "The Forum Putsch".

Secretly, perma-banned for "Crimes Against TheSmilingPony.
Adan Druego
A toast - Incredibly based
Chatty Kirin - A user who has reached a combined 1000 forum posts or comments.
Fried Chicken - Attended an april fools event
Artist -
Liberty Belle - Sings the song of the unchained

Secretly, I'm in love with The Great And Powerful Trixie's Reflection…

Secretly, The Great And Powerful Trixie, The Great And Powerful Trixie's Reflection and I have become locked in a love/obsession triangle of sorts.
Adan Druego
A toast - Incredibly based
Chatty Kirin - A user who has reached a combined 1000 forum posts or comments.
Fried Chicken - Attended an april fools event
Artist -
Liberty Belle - Sings the song of the unchained

Secretly, I'm relieved that my sister's pregnancy test came back negative.

Secretly, I'm touched that she trust me enough to be completely honest about the entire affair with me. What's family for, after all.

Secretly, well, I was kind of looking forward to becoming a father…

Secretly, that's honestly what family is actually for, don't deny it.

Secretly, I really did consider not hitting the post button…
Adan Druego
A toast - Incredibly based
Chatty Kirin - A user who has reached a combined 1000 forum posts or comments.
Fried Chicken - Attended an april fools event
Artist -
Liberty Belle - Sings the song of the unchained

Secretly, I am an actual tried and convicted war criminal, who was exiled to the United States a little over thirty years ago.

Secretly, I've been plotting, planning and scheming longer than some of you have even been alive.

Secretly, of any of the alternatives to Derpibooru, I like this site the most.

Secretly, despite my past, I'm rather harmless and friendly.

Secretly, I believe people who like ponies are indeed better that those who don't. Obviously, pony-fans have very good taste in entertainment, after all, right? Right!
Adan Druego
A toast - Incredibly based
Chatty Kirin - A user who has reached a combined 1000 forum posts or comments.
Fried Chicken - Attended an april fools event
Artist -
Liberty Belle - Sings the song of the unchained


I am secretly a terminator make entirely out of Legos sent back in time to watch every single episode of My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic at least five times.

AD: I'm a fan of MLP:FiM, I was told the show would be airing on this channel. May I see the latest episode now.

HUB: No, sorry, it's in hiatus.

AD: When is the show scheduled to air today.

HUB: Look, it could be awhile. There'll be a few toy commercials for the show for you to enjoy if you want to wait.

AD: I'll be back.
Adan Druego
A toast - Incredibly based
Chatty Kirin - A user who has reached a combined 1000 forum posts or comments.
Fried Chicken - Attended an april fools event
Artist -
Liberty Belle - Sings the song of the unchained

Secretly, okay not secretly, plotting the extermination of TSP and few others doesn't count as actually genocide. It's not even mass(x.crime). It's… uh… role-play. Yes, it's secretly just some role-play.
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