SHHH! Secret Forum Game.

Secretly, I like living in hell.

Secretly, I live in TSP's basement.

Sometimes, when no one is looking, I write poopoo peepee on the walls in my own blood.

Secretly, I planned out the extermination of many of the Derpibooru staff… then I got caught after "The Forum Putsch".

Secretly, perma-banned for "Crimes Against TheSmilingPony.

Secretly, I'm in love with The Great And Powerful Trixie's Reflection…

Secretly, The Great And Powerful Trixie, The Great And Powerful Trixie's Reflection and I have become locked in a love/obsession triangle of sorts.

Secretly, I'm relieved that my sister's pregnancy test came back negative.

Secretly, I'm touched that she trust me enough to be completely honest about the entire affair with me. What's family for, after all.

Secretly, well, I was kind of looking forward to becoming a father…

Secretly, that's honestly what family is actually for, don't deny it.

Secretly, I really did consider not hitting the post button…

Secretly, I am an actual tried and convicted war criminal, who was exiled to the United States a little over thirty years ago.

Secretly, I've been plotting, planning and scheming longer than some of you have even been alive.

Secretly, of any of the alternatives to Derpibooru, I like this site the most.

Secretly, despite my past, I'm rather harmless and friendly.

Secretly, I believe people who like ponies are indeed better that those who don't. Obviously, pony-fans have very good taste in entertainment, after all, right? Right!

I secretly summoned a dark god and he cursed the world with taxes.

I am secretly a terminator make entirely out of Legos sent back in time to watch every single episode of My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic at least five times.

AD: I'm a fan of MLP:FiM, I was told the show would be airing on this channel. May I see the latest episode now.

HUB: No, sorry, it's in hiatus.

AD: When is the show scheduled to air today.

HUB: Look, it could be awhile. There'll be a few toy commercials for the show for you to enjoy if you want to wait.

AD: I'll be back.

I secretly hunt aliens.

@Havoc
>Not writing them in poopoo & peepee

Secret butt fun.

Secret brother-sister fun!

I'm actually slightly straighter than I let on.

Secret murder fun!

Actually, I'm secretly far less genocidal than I let on. True story, really.

@Adan Druego
I secretly don't believe you.

Secretly, okay not secretly, plotting the extermination of TSP and few others doesn't count as actually genocide. It's not even mass(x.crime). It's… uh… role-play. Yes, it's secretly just some role-play.

@Adan Druego
I have secret doubts.

I have a secret to nobody.

The feeling when the secret in her womb is just as much your own…

_{"¿Qué dirán mamá y papá?"
"¡Mejor nos vamos de la ciudad!"}

I own a secret floating block.

Your floating block is actually a flying cube secretly build by… THE BORG!

"We are the Borg. Exis-"

Well, there goes that secret…

Sometimes, I hide bombs on airplanes just because I feel like it.

Sometimes, God takes mommies and puppies away.

And sometimes…
Sometimes…
I do.