Say What You Can't Elsewhere! (NSFW)

UrbanMysticDee
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Liberty Belle - Sings the song of the unchained

Bae > Bay
Mid Girl’s face is like a 5, her body is an 8, and her personality is -12. It’s off the chart bad. I’d rather go out with the Serbian war criminal who drank poison (sometimes dead is better). He was a racist, but he was a cool racist, not a mean, vicious, narcissistic racist. Honestly, committing honor suicide boosted his respectability 10x.
Mid girl is like a 90s average girl next door, but due to the fact that 30 years of dysgenics has turned most people into hideous gargoyle-like creatures, coupled with the fact that she hangs around some really not good looking people, that makes her look better than she really is.
UrbanMysticDee
Chatty Kirin - A user who has reached a combined 1000 forum posts or comments.
Liberty Belle - Sings the song of the unchained

Bae > Bay
Zuckerborg just showed me my “memories” from 8 years ago.
For 8 years I’ve been allowed to have a picture posted of the Cambodian genocide where two soldiers are gloating over a man’s severed head but when I said that two individual lesbians I had met were fat and ugly that post was deleted. Also my Gadsden flag with a cartoon grenade image was deleted for promoting suicide somehow.
Just think about that. FB doesn’t allow a cartoon drawing of a grenade but I can post a real picture of a real dead man’s severed head dripping with real blood being mocked by soldiers in the Cambodian genocide. A drawing offended FB more than real murder.
This reminds me of how FB spent hundreds of millions of dollars training algorithms to distinguish between male and female nipples. It’s like Zuckerberg didn’t have anything better to do with that money. He couldn’t find some kids with cancer to give it to, he spent it having computers looking at nipples. These people’s priorities are so fucked up I can’t help but laugh.
UrbanMysticDee
Chatty Kirin - A user who has reached a combined 1000 forum posts or comments.
Liberty Belle - Sings the song of the unchained

Bae > Bay
Why do Internet women look fake af? They all look like plastic. Their skin has no pores, it looks like a sheet of silicone. Their bodies have absurdly unreal proportions: tits that use the unused letters of the alphabet that grow out of their necks somehow, 40 inch diameter thighs, asses that stick out 3 feet. They have the same unnatural color hair, the exact same shade of like reddish purple, fake big ass lips, super villain upside down V shaped eyebrows that are painted on.
Twiface
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Princess of Shitposting
@UrbanMysticDee
Because They’re all ai generated
unnatural color hair
You keep posting pics of that blue haired girl from Life is Strange. Why are you complaining about “unnatural colors?”
UrbanMysticDee
Chatty Kirin - A user who has reached a combined 1000 forum posts or comments.
Liberty Belle - Sings the song of the unchained

Bae > Bay
  1. You could have 1 or 2 of these features and it’s fine, it’s just they have the whole list and look like identical clones.
  2. I’m probably the odd one out here (and almost everyone I’ve ever been), I like unnatural hair colors, it’s just all the e-thots pick the same color.
  3. This isn’t AI but it’s definitely fake from head to toe:
Anonymous #83CF
Ben Shapiro believes “facts don’t care about feelings”, unless they’re Jew feelings. Jew feelings take precedent over facts. Seriously, what’s more ridiculous:
That humans can chemically and surgically alter their sexual characteristics
or
That if you put a metal wire around Manhattan you can trick God into letting you break the commandment about doing work on the sabbath?
Or
That human industry is having a negative effect on the environment
or
A rabbi must bite an infant boy’s penis and suck the blood to initiate him into a bronze age tribe that practices inbreeding?
Or
That predatory student loans should be forgiven
or
We should ignore God’s commandment to forgive all loans after 7 years because IDK, he called up and changed his mind or something?
Or how about these:
If your brother is married and he dies without having a son you must either marry his widow and impregnate her to insure that a male heir will inherit your brother’s property or you must perform some ritual in front of the whole town where you swear your brother never existed and his existence must be stricken from all legal records and no one is ever allowed to mention him ever again.
You can’t have meat and cheese touch each other, even if they’re from two totally different species, because there’s a very specific rule that says you can’t marinate a calf in its mother’s milk and you just can’t be 100% certain that that the two totally different species don’t fit that one extremely specific set of requirements.
A married woman must either wear a hat or a wig in public because only her immediate family are allowed to see her hair.
Men must dress in medieval Polish felt costumes that don’t appear in the Bible because some rabbi made shit up.
You have to go in dry because wet pussy is a medical condition.
You need to keep your oven lit and your lights turned on for the full 24 hours of the sabbath and elevators need to have their doors stuck open and the cab constantly moving between floors and you just have to jump in and hope for the best because you’re not allowed to push a button, because that’s work, or else you need to hire a shabbos goy to turn them on and off for you.
This guy is the messiah, and he didn’t die in 1994 he just went into hiding:
Ethnonationalism is evil and wrong unless it’s Israel, then it’s the best thing ever. All white countries need to accept infinite third world migrants but Israel is allowed to blow up every structure in Gaza for the lulz.
Seriously, what’s more ridiculous? Why are Jew feelings more important than facts and how are they different from the feelings of everyone else?
Adán Druego
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@Anonymous #83CF
Jewish feelings are more important than facts, to Ben Shapiro, because he’s a Jew.
Many of us tend to place certain rites, customs and beliefs of our own peoples above all or at least high up, because it’s a very human thing to do.
The whole surgically and chemically alterations of one’s sexual characteristics are doable to a certain degree, just know that many of us will never consider that person a member of the opposite sex. Many of us will, in fact, view as individual as pretty disgusting, a liar and suffering from a severe mental illness.
Many of the students who took out those loans aren’t well liked by many of us, thus they won’t be receiving any sympathy from us. The leftist freaks amongst those students don’t even deserve to be treated as human beings, in some, or really most, cases.
As for the Jewish beliefs, I don’t know or really care. Since I’m no Jew, thus I’m not bound by them.
UrbanMysticDee
Chatty Kirin - A user who has reached a combined 1000 forum posts or comments.
Liberty Belle - Sings the song of the unchained

Bae > Bay
I had to unsubscribe from a youtube channel a few years ago. One of the most popular, most successful channels in a certain genera. Woman presenter, her videos always featured her tits prominently and she made sure to bounce up and down a lot throughout every video. Got like a million subs for a tenth the effort of any man in the same genera. Didn’t mind, I was interested in the subject and listened to it in the background while I did other thing (I almost always listen to youtube videos in the background while doing other stuff, it had nothing to do with the host).
Then one day she complained about how hard it is being a woman on youtube and how she has to work so much harder than men even though she had more subs, made real good money, got book and TV deals (mainstream TV, regular guest appearances), and all by bouncing her tits in every video.
Fuck off. She lives life not even on easy mode, on video game journalist demo mode where it’s literally impossible not to win and she still complains and blatantly lies.
Had to unsub right then an there.
UrbanMysticDee
Chatty Kirin - A user who has reached a combined 1000 forum posts or comments.
Liberty Belle - Sings the song of the unchained

Bae > Bay
American Christianity isn’t Christianity. It’s some weird combination of American Civil Religion and Ayn Rand ultra-capitalism. Any time something Jesus says contradicts something Ayn Rand says the American “Christian” ALWAYS sides with Ayn Rand.
Jesus: I command you to clothe the naked, feed the hungry, and shelter the homeless.
American “Christian”: Poor and homeless people are poor and homeless because they’re lazy. They deserve to starve to death in the gutter.
Jesus: It is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to get into Heaven.
American “Christian”: The more money you have the more “super blessing” God has given you. Jeff Bezos is a capitalist and capitalism put men in space even though his rocket was paid for by government subsidies and he then immediately turned around and gave $100 million to Van Jones, a self-professed communist. He’s super duper rich, that means he’s an avatar of capitalism, and that means God approves of him the most.
God in the Old Testament: I command you to forgive all debts after 7 years.
American “Christians”: Forgiving student loans rewards lazy, mentally-ill communist losers who got worthless basket weaving degrees when they should have “just gone into trades brah”, flooding the trade market and making it just as difficult to get a job as back when we told them to “just do STEM brah” and companies (jacks off to capitalism) hired H1B visa workers at 1/5 the price of American workers, so all the Americans with STEM degrees got fucked, but that’s HERE WE GO CAPITALISM, HERE WE GO, HOO HOO! Meanwhile Jew Dennis Prager and the Ayn Rand Institute should have their million dollar loans forgiven because they were FORCED to get loans by Covid, and the Covid vax is the mark of the beast even though it wasn’t on the forehead or hand and didn’t require people to voluntarily reject Christ.
God in the Old Testament: I command you to leave a portion of your fields unharvested so poor and homeless people can go and eat food for free.
American “Christians”: I bought enough guns for a small army. Come and take it (and when I say “come and take it” I mean take whatever you want, because while I’m a big, tough keyboard warrior, I won’t ever rise up and water the tree of liberty or defend myself from tyrannical governments like I pretend I will).
Jesus: Sell everything you have, give the money to the poor, and then follow me.
American “Christian”: That’s full communism! That time a rich man who owns a private business decided to privately, of his own free will, give his bonus pay - NOT his salary, just the bonus - to give all his employees a raise, that was FULL COMMUNISM! You’re allowed to spend your money on whatever you want EXCEPT on helping poor people.
Private charity is better than welfare, unless it’s Israel, they should get as much taxpayer money as they want, and good ol’ American boys should fight and die as mercenaries in Israel’s wars. And when I say “private charity” I mean charities that give money to Israel, not poor people in America, they can starve to death in the gutter because they’re lazy. They need gumption and bootstraps and they need to look a hiring manager in the eye and give him a firm handshake and then do 110% and they’ll become self-made millionaire capitalists if they go on Youtube and e-beg.
God in both Old and New Testaments: Usury is a sin. It’s one of the bad ones. I command you not to charge interest on loans.
American “Christian”: Literally the entire fucking economy is based on usury.
Jesus: You cannot serve two masters, you will either serve God or money.
American “Christian”: HERE WE GO CAPITALISM, HERE WE GO, HOO HOO!
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