Say What You Can't Elsewhere! (NSFW)

When a white man kills more than 2 people: "FOAMS MUH HWITE SUPREMEISM! DRUMPF! PROUD BOYZ 4 LIFE!"

When a black man kills more than 2 people: "A man killed someone."

When a Islamic terrorist kills more than 2 people while screaming about committing jihad: "It was a lone wolf. This has nothing to do with Islam."

@UrbanMysticDee
The third only applies outside Israel. If it happens in Israel, then it's time to bomb some preschools.

Man sings a breakup song: "I'm a piece of shit. I'll cut off my balls, please take me back."

Woman sings a breakup song: "You're a piece of shit. I'll cut off your balls and stick to my vibrator."

I think my big toe nail is going to fall off. I hit it a week ago and it's bruised and still feels weird. I hope it isn't too much of an annoyance.

@ponypony221
It takes a whole lot to get rid of a toenail. I slipped last year and cracked one nail. It turned purple for a couple months but it's still there and it looks normal now.

In high school I kicked a heavy bag and got another toe to bleed. For years and years, to this day, the nail on my big toe (right side) gets filled with pus and bleeds for a couple weeks and then goes back to normal for a few months before repeating the cycle. I don't know if it's the same one that I injured 20 years ago but it's still here, oozing and bleeding after all these years.

@UrbanMysticDee
Well, that's great… I'm hoping mine isn't that bad. I have lost a toe nail before, but it was the smallest instead of the biggest. That one wasn't an issue at all.

Ate at McDonald's. Food was good. I like that you can customize stuff. The clientel left much to be desired. I was reminded that I live in a shithole country. First was Kevin James Unarmed Mall Cop. He had a flattop and wore a shirt that said "security" so you knew he was someone important. He spoke on speaker phone with extremely loud obnoxious modern woman who said "fuck" every other word because she's a strong independent wahman who don't need no man and acts like she believes men act. Eventually he left and Geezer came in. He ordered a "senior drink". The bill was $1.07 and he said "No, it's $0.84! Give me your manager!" You can't buy anything anywhere for that cheap these days. He's only arguing over 10 cents because back in his day you could buy the entire store for that much money.

@UrbanMysticDee

The bill was $1.07 and he said "No, it's $0.84! Give me your manager!" You can't buy anything anywhere for that cheap these days.

Unfortunately. Even at Dollar Tree everything is $1.25 now.

Some fetishes work better in certain mediums. For instance, vore doesn't work well in text. Having to explain things like how a character could see, breathe, so on is difficult. In an image, you can just ignore it.

Sounds like the cats are having sex outside my window. Didn't know it was that time of year already.

@UrbanMysticDee
Hot.

@UrbanMysticDee
They make noise?

@Dex Stewart
A lot of it. Some people say it's connected to the barbed penises, but I haven't had a chance to ask one of them about it.

@Dex Stewart
Of course they make noise. The cat penis has spines on it that are necessary to cause the female to ovulate, and ripping a bunch of needles through the vajeen is going to hurt like hell.

@UrbanMysticDee
I have to assume they enjoy it, otherwise they wouldn't do it.

I've only ever heard cats make noise before the act happens. During it they're quiet.
Of course I've also never said "psspsspsspss" to a cat despite them being around all my life.