Say What You Can't Elsewhere! (NSFW)

Anonymous #6CE0

Can I copy your homework but change it up a bit? Yeah.

When you make your videos you go crazy in them you strain and tense up and your face gets red, you're sweating and you look crazy in your videos, you're not even listening to your own advice.

Why the hell are onions on my computer? They always come back. I cannot stop them from coming back.

What's the deal, you guys? Why is everyone freaking out so much?

You gotta pay me $200.00 upfront if you want ME to carry that unwashed vagabond.

I don't know what's going on in your pants, but please make it stop!

I really like to make you scream.

Damn it, I hate it when invisible ninjas keeps cutting onions near me when I am watching these kinds of scenes.

It just disgraces the meaning of stories and fiction. People around the world always have cancer taste in everything. I am just here trying to find a good clip but end up disgusted even more.

Yo, that's a manga panel that has to be famous.

Pay attention, world government. This is no mere symbol! You have just been declared war by the same people who in a few years time will bring you down!

AHH! What the hell is that?!

Like you said, I am pretty much screwed so I figured I might as well blow myself up, you know? That way at least I get to take your sorry ass with me when I go. When I go off, the explosion is gonna be at least a mile wide. Not much point in running but you might as well try.

Gum gum pistol.

You are going to get this horrible feedback and then the mix is going to get ruined and everyone in the audience is going to be like, "Argh".

Koreans , Japanese and Indians with bad devices have invaded the chat.

Now, now. You are gonna give them the wrong idea, although I admit I did throw you into a ravine that one time, and I left you in the jungle a few times too, and sure there were those times when I sent you sailing on those balloons.

They definitely don't suck by any means, but to uh pretend that there is some sort of god-tier high art, that I don't understand.

System Of A Down, I hate this band, a lot. This band sucks shit. Their fandom is incredibly annoying. This sucks. Who could listen to this and think this was good? This is so painfully mediocre. If you were 12 and you had never heard metal before or something I could understand how you could think this is really cool because I thought a lot of shit was good when I was 12 that in hindsight is terrible, and that's fine, but for people to still pretend that System Of A Down and Mudvayne are like these fucking incredible god tier artists in 2021 is just, "How?". Gotta take off those rose-colored glasses. I don't kid myself what did I love when I was 12 or 13 that's that's not good look I know it's true.
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Treat You Better is the perma-virgin song. It's dripping with supreme gentleman low-t lack of energy. If you sing that song you will never get laid. Fact.
UrbanMysticDee
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I talked about this on Twatter when Peter Jordanson was banned for deliberately breaking the TOS just to be a dick and then made a self-righteous, sanctimonious, smug, assaholic video complaining about how he's right about everything (except apparently his field of expertise, since he, a clinical psychologist, fell into depression, got addicted to drugs, and spent a year in exotic hospitals around the world almost dying from withdrawal symptoms) and how Twatter is a Kafkaesque hellscape that won't even tell him what rule he broke (even though he admits he knows in the video and explains why he's right about breaking it and why he'd "rather die than delete [his] tweet."

Something I mentioned now happened EXACTLY. He just released an 11 minute video over analyzing the question "do you believe in God?" He spent 11 minutes (I didn't watch it, he's gone over the question a million times already) analyzing every single word and every single possible meaning, and combination of meanings, of what each word could possibly mean in any and all possible worlds. He even subtitled the video "what does that question really mean?"

Then he goes on a fart-sniffing rant and signs on to the most retarded political movement in the entire history of the universe about "what is a woman?" Well, someone who breaks every word of every question ever asked ever ever shouldn't be all of a sudden dropping that penchant for over analysis for this one and only question. If EVERY WORD of EVERY QUESTION can be analyzed with a 40 minute lecture then yes, in order to be self-consistent Jordan Peterson would have to admit there is no clear-cut answer to the most retarded question in the entire history of the universe.

This underscores the entire problem with all of politics. It's all about horseshit. The US and Europe are trying to provoke a nuclear war that will kill everyone on the planet(especially tiny, worthless, fake country Lithuania that thinks "I joined NATO so I'll deliberately start a war with Russia so the US can jump in and nuke Moscow!"), China is fishing the entire global ocean into total extinction, There's been recession/depression in the West since 2008 and we're now seeing two maybe three totally lost generations who have absolutely no hope for the future, we're staring down the barrel of runaway inflation, Rothschild megabanks are gobbling up all the real estate forcing everyone who isn't already rich to be permanent serf renters sharing a room with 11 other people, everyone on the planet has microplastics in their bodies and no one knows what the health effects of that could be…

Crickets

What are people getting up in arms about?

Half the retards are celebrating like they've won every major award on the planet that 5 PERCENT of abortions are now illegal in a handful of states and the other half of the retards are acting like 5 PERCENT of abortions being illegal is the literal end of the fucking world.

Half the retards are "willing to die" to police bathrooms and wamen's sports even though they also claim to be "capitalist" and "conservative" and believe in the "free market" EXCEPT in this one issue where the free market would dictate that the grossly unprofitable women's sports that always pull a deficit and have to be subsidized by men's sports need protection in defiance of free market conservative capitalism for whatever stupid, reactionary reason of just "owning the libs on tictok".

I've said it before. We're on the Titanic and it's sinking. Getting people to the life boats is what we need to do and everyone is instead arguing over the color of the curtains. If global fisheries collapse we're all fucking dead and who is pissing in what toilet won't matter. If nuclear war happens we're all dead and who is competing in a sport that no one watches won't matter.

Jordan Peterson is an atheist demagogue cult leader masquerading as the savior of young men who need to get on the sigma grindset brah and start spinning plates and making $1 million in passive income a year. He's a snake oil salesman who wants men to be expendable. He wants men to be repair men and worship at the feet of women, and he can get fucked.
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got addicted to drugs

This is what ultimately convinced me he was full of shit. He goes around telling people that they need to get their shit together before they have any right to criticize others, when he himself doesn't even follow his own advice.

He just released an 11 minute video over analyzing the question "do you believe in God?"

Academia incentivizes and rewards sophistry, and that's exactly what his career is based on. He takes a question which for most people is a simple yes-or-no answer, and plays word games to avoid a direct answer because saying 'yes' would be telling a lie and saying 'no' would expose his grift.

start spinning plates and making $1 million in passive income a year.

I don't think Kermitson has ever said this. He's more sophist -icated than men like Coach Redpill, and tradlarpers like Peterstein can't advocate for 'spinning plates.' Instead, he promises more (seemingly) realistic goals that are more appealing to people who would otherwise see through grandiose promises of wealth and casual sex. His goal is to return men to the simp plantation, not to convince them they're alphachads.

atheist demagogue cult leader masquerading as the savior of young men

Anybody who still takes him seriously at this point is definitely in some sort of cult.

Hail Lobster!

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A "sigma male" is a gymcel who has copium poisoning from convincing himself that he's really at the top of the social hierarchy because he's not getting pussy. He claims to not be chasing pussy but all he ever does is "go his own way" by doing everything that every other man who "goes his own way" does, which is all everything PUA's say is how you get pussy (he exercises because he "wants to" because it makes him "feel good about himself" or "improve himself" but instead of hiking, swimming, boxing, fencing, or anything else he only lifts weights because that's how you get pussy; he tries to get a "six figure passive income" to "improve himself" because he "wants to" but really it's because that's what gets pussy; etc. you don't find "sigma males" who dress like hobos and live in a cabin in the woods and hunt and fish for sustenance, or a "sigma male" who is happy being a gas station attendant and plays Dungeons and Dragons with his friends on Friday night, they only things they do is chase pussy)

The defining traits of a "sigma male" are so vague that literally every man can read them and think that he is a sigma male.

It's like the emo song: "You'd be non-conforming too if you look just like me."
UrbanMysticDee
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If 90% of men died civilization would collapse back to the stone age.

If 90% of women died men would invent artificial wombs because there would be no opposition to doing so* and civilization would go on without incident.

*They already exist, there's just bullshit laws that say we're not allowed to use them.
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Youtube al gore ithm is pushing this singer Mothica really hard.

She's one of those generic "I'm not like other girls" girls who are all exactly the same, and uses the same bag of "music" tricks like autotune, heavily distorted vocals, "singing" by whispering while gargling Listerine, stopping the music intermittently to say "fuck" to prove how "edgy" and "mature" you are, generic lyrics written by the same Swedish guy (Max Martin), fake depression, dressing in 6 different fashion styles at once, covering every empty skin cell with random tattoos, cheap special effects, day glo colors, rotating the camera angle to transition between shots, and resting bitch face.
Adan Druego
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Blacks move in down the street: There goes the neighborhood.

Blacks get put in the show/movie: There goes the franchise.

We're queer and we're here: STDs eventually rain on those queers' parade.

We're a queer owned inclusive company: Workers eventually revolt and demand the business be handed over to them.
Adan Druego
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Put woke whites in charge of companies, then their diverse and trans workers will shame and cancel them, guilting them into bending the knee. In the end, the whole company fails and closes with no plans to reopen…

Queers can't overrule transgender people. Intersectional victimhood and oppression privilege…
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Even though this is the nsfw thread imma still spoiler this. Got me laughing my ass off. I've no idea what it means, I just think it's funny.

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I don't even like futa, because no, but this person seriously has to leave that image alone already. Let the futa-lovers enjoy their futa-stuff, I have my filters for this exact scenario.
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Adan Druego
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If it's:
Raising a glass of milk to white genocide.

Then is it also:
Raising a glass of burnt motor oil to black genocide.

When people say:
Can you imagine if the colors were reversed?

I say:
Some Racist
UrbanMysticDee
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I just read another big bread conspiracy theory. It's a crock of shit and the person who wrote it knows it. The argument is "the FDA released the food pyramid in 1992 saying your diet should be mostly grains and now everyone is fat." That's bullshit. Grains, largely baked into bread, have made up the majority of peoples diets for thousands of years, it's not the reason people all of a sudden are fat. The Egyptians mostly had a diet of bread and beer and not only were they not fat they also possessed anti-gravity technology with which they built the pyramids. Soldiers in war have eaten mostly bread and they universally lose weight until they are rotated out of battle.

It's not bread's fault that people are fucking fat. You get fat when you put more in one hole than comes out the other. It's basic fucking thermodynamics. You take in more calories than you burn off and the surplus turns into fat. You could eat nothing but bread and if you burn more calories than you're eating you will lose weight. You could eat nothing but kale and if you burn fewer calories than you're eating you will gain weight.

People aren't fat because they eat too much bread, people are fat because they eat too fucking much and don't move ever.
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Ben Shapiro calls his superstitious feelings "facts and logic" but wearing a medieval Polish costume, not eating meat and cheese together, and putting a wire around Manhattan so you can do indoor work outdoors because some rabbi invented a loophole around one of the commandments 200 years ago is just as much bullshit as beliefs of the people he criticizes.
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Liberty Belle - Sings the song of the unchained

Bae > Bay
Just fucking make music videos porn already. I can't stand the escalation over the years. "Let's push just a little bit closer to being porn. Just a little bit more, a little bit more." JUST FUCKING DO IT.

Have the fucking balls to make it porn or stop. Shit or get off the pot already.
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