Say What You Can't Elsewhere! (NSFW)

@Aru-wu  
No need to babysit him. Just place him in a jar.

@Officer Hotpants  
do what…?
 
@Adan Druego  
but, will he fit?

@Acres  
I thought that was the benefit.
 
@Aru-wu  
Watch Acres.

@Officer Hotpants  
im still not catching on

I read an opinion piece (on pharmacology) that said you’re not supposed to cite papers that are more than 3 years old because after that it becomes junk science. You can’t possibly be serious? Every experiment ever conducted has to be reproduced every 3 years? That would cost trillions. A lot of stuff can’t be reproduced. Thousands of species have gone extinct, so field observations can’t be reproduced. Space probes take more than 3 years often just to reach their target planet. And there are ethics boards and human rights laws that make certain human experimentation illegal today. Does that mean what we’ve learned from these experiments is automatically “junk science” because we’re either not allowed to reproduce the experiment or because the subject of the experiment no longer exists? It’s bullshit.

@UrbanMysticDee  
It means they want to get paid like they’re doing breakthrough research but don’t want to have to actually make any breakthroughs. It’s the Apple approach: sell the same thing over and over for more and more money. Except Apple goes the extra step by purposefully breaking the previous release to force you to “upgrade”. Something labs have only caught on to in the last year or so.

I see trap rumble come up every so often, and I feel partially responsible considering it came out of Trap Tickler.

Mountain Dew is the least good soda there is

@Acres  

@Acres  
are you kidding?! so we just gonna ignore Dr.pepper?

@Aru-wu  
I’ll have a Mr. Pepper

@Aru-wu  
Boi we boutta fight

@Acres  
Regular or blue?

I can’t drink fizzy at all, my tongue has rather heightened sensitivity and I feel like I’m being stabbed with a rack of tiny knives when I try drinking some.

@FeatherTrap  
So no soda & pop rocks?

@Officer Hotpants  
Nope, nothing fizzy. If it fizzes, it hurts me 3X

@FeatherTrap  

@FeatherTrap  
Sugar just doesn’t like you, huh?

@Napsack  
No, sugar is fine. Love my cordial.
 
I can drink Cola flavour cordial fine, the issue is with the fizz.
 
 
@Officer Hotpants  
G5 tears taste sweet to me.

@FeatherTrap  
Oh, so carbon dioxide doesn’t like you. Don’t worry, that’s a common problem.

@Napsack  
Smartass >XP
 
I’ve never been stabbed in the lungs by it, only on my tongue.

@FeatherTrap  
That just means you haven’t had anybody tell a good joke while you’re taking a sip.
 
That kind of sucks to hear though, I’ve got to say. At least it means you’re mostly protected from an addiction to common sugar water.

@Officer Hotpants  
Awww, don’t make Izzy sad…