Say What You Can't Elsewhere! (NSFW)

Adán Druego
A toast - Incredibly based
Chatty Kirin - A user who has reached a combined 1000 forum posts or comments.
Fried Chicken - Attended an april fools event
Artist -
Liberty Belle - Sings the song of the unchained

Man, I’m really starting to hate those trap things! It’s not they’re fault, rather I’m just lazy. Usually I only check them out a few times a week, which means anything I caught is likely dead from blood loss, dehydration or starvation, with some exposure to the elements during extreme heat and cold times of the year.
 
Wait, that’s what we’re talking about, right? Traps as in cages and spring-loaded clamp-like devices, right?  
Kidding.
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