Religion

Stop killing onions to make onion domes!

I was born and raised Mormon, but I’ve been agnostic for some 15-20 years now.

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Jordan “The Lobster” Kermit the Fraud drug addict who OD’d and spent a year in a German rehab resort for millionaires Peterson, whose life is a total train wreck but he demands everyone else men “clean their room” and take in the single mother who also has a drug problem and multiple crazy violent exes she’s still fucking, who are all drug dealers with face tattoos, because “who the hell are you not to have kids” went on a Christian vs atheist video as the Christian, because he claims to be a Christian, and someone 1/3 his age pulled a Uno reverse card and used Kermit’s word salad equivocating bullshit gish gallop “debate” tactics against him and totally and permanently destroyed Jordan Peterson forever.

And it was beautiful, and I loved it.

Just like when Peterson “debated” Slavoj Zizek and was taken to motherfucking school and failed and had to be held back, but failed being held back and had to be held back again, but he failed that so he did drugs because he’s a drug addict fraud hypocrite. He is what retards believe an intellectual looks like because he vomits out an entire dictionary of polysyllabic words and never gives a straight (gay) answer to any question because he’s a fucking fraud.

He said he’d rather die than delete his tweet that violated TOS, but he wasn’t getting the dopamine hits he wanted from benzos so he deleted the tweet and then pretended like it didn’t happen because he is a fraud and a coward and a piece of shit.

r/Christianity is the place for the Orthodox Jewish lawyer version of Christianity.

You know how the Orthodox Jews always try to find lawyery ways to weasel out of following commandments? And this has been going on for thousands of years. The Essenes had two contradictory commandments: 1. The latrines must be at least 300 paces from the camp to keep the camp from being polluted, and 2. It is forbidden to walk more than 200 paces in a row on the sabbath. So what did they do? They put the latrine behind a hill. If you walk on the flat ground around the hill the latrine is 300 paces from the camp, but if you walk over the hill in a straight (gay) line then it’s only 200 paces from the camp. And they think God won’t notice.

Or in NYC. It’s forbidden to do certain activities outside on the sabbath. So what do they do? They put a copper wire on poles around the entire island of Manhattan. Then they get to pretend that everything bounded by the wire is realy indoors so they can continue doing the forbidden activities on the sabbath, because they’ve got God on a technicality. Very sneaky.

r/Christianity is the Christian version of that.

Something in the Bible disagrees with my present-day beliefs about certain things? Solution: The Bible doesn’t really say that. That was added later, or the word was mistranslated.

And anyone who disagrees is a Nazi.

@UrbanMysticDee
That kind of thinking is what made me into a hardcore agnostic.

The atheists who object to Hell don’t object to the idea of Hell, they object to the fact that they aren’t God. They don’t object to the idea in their mind of infinite punishment for finite sins, because they do that all the time. They don’t believe in forgiveness for what they view as mortal sins of racism or being white or whatever. What they object to is the sins that are being punished.

The “Judeo-Christian” Republicans, the people who believe the US needs to send a trillion dollars to Israel and if the Dome of the Rock is demolished then Jesus will return and institute a hyper-capitalist utopia, the people who always talk about tithing and the Old Testament, not only are they not Christian, they don’t even follow Old Testament law either.

Tithing only existed under the Temple economy. It’s not like the pedophile sex offender preacher who is facing several centuries in prison and was Trump’s spiritual advisor says that you have to give 10% of your income to the phony baloney “church” HE founded (he conveniently tithed 10% of his income to himself, LOL). The Kingdom of Judea was a theocracy, and tithing was a tax specifically on farmers (not other kinds of laborers), who would give 10% of their harvest to the state to be redistributed to the poor.

God in the Old Testament literally said the government’s job is to tax wealthy farmers and redistribute their wealth to the poor.

Also God commanded (didn’t suggest) that all debts be forgiven in the whole kingdom every 7 years.

To be fair, the Judeo-Christian Republicans are in good (bad) company when it comes to disobeying God. The Judeans disobeyed God so many times he got tired of sending prophets and decided to send the Babylonians to destroy the whole kingdom. God tried again, this time coming down in person and breaking the laws of the universe by performing miracles in front of everyone, and they still disobeyed, so he sent the Romans to destroy the whole kingdom and transferred the covenant to only people who volunteered to follow his commands, not a specific nation tied to a specific patch of dirt.

Jesus established a new covenant (the old covenant was fulfilled in him). The Body of Christ (Christians who actually believe and follow Christ’s commands, the ones whose names are written in the Book of Life) IS the new Israel, NOT the modern State of Israel that was established in 1948.

I love how atheist alway claim religion is going to die and nothing happen since atheism was invented they sound like the people who say the world is ending since christianity start. The reality is that people change to more religious to less religious an reverse. For people who don’t want or like religion they let it live rent free in their head.

@Anonymous #424E
Cue the guy who hated G-d and wished to disprove His existence so much he went to heaven for being more focused on the divine than most actual believers.

Do the atheists who ink out the word “God” on paper money, because allegedly it was added only in the 1950s to combat the evil godless reds, also sand off the word “God” on all their coins, which had “In God We Trust” engraved on them for 160 years because it’s the official motto of the United States, or are they just whiny titty baby slacktivist edgelords?

I remember the fatass lolbertarian magician does that and I always wondered if he grinded the word off his coins too or if he’s too lazy.

I don’t practice religion for years, but watched Light of the World because of pony voices, but ended up resonating because of… “recent events “ 😞