Religion

Stop killing onions to make onion domes!

I was born and raised Mormon, but I’ve been agnostic for some 15-20 years now.

Yogas citta vrtti nirodha

Jordan “The Lobster” Kermit the Fraud drug addict who OD’d and spent a year in a German rehab resort for millionaires Peterson, whose life is a total train wreck but he demands everyone else men “clean their room” and take in the single mother who also has a drug problem and multiple crazy violent exes she’s still fucking, who are all drug dealers with face tattoos, because “who the hell are you not to have kids” went on a Christian vs atheist video as the Christian, because he claims to be a Christian, and someone 1/3 his age pulled a Uno reverse card and used Kermit’s word salad equivocating bullshit gish gallop “debate” tactics against him and totally and permanently destroyed Jordan Peterson forever.

And it was beautiful, and I loved it.

Just like when Peterson “debated” Slavoj Zizek and was taken to motherfucking school and failed and had to be held back, but failed being held back and had to be held back again, but he failed that so he did drugs because he’s a drug addict fraud hypocrite. He is what retards believe an intellectual looks like because he vomits out an entire dictionary of polysyllabic words and never gives a straight (gay) answer to any question because he’s a fucking fraud.

He said he’d rather die than delete his tweet that violated TOS, but he wasn’t getting the dopamine hits he wanted from benzos so he deleted the tweet and then pretended like it didn’t happen because he is a fraud and a coward and a piece of shit.

r/Christianity is the place for the Orthodox Jewish lawyer version of Christianity.

You know how the Orthodox Jews always try to find lawyery ways to weasel out of following commandments? And this has been going on for thousands of years. The Essenes had two contradictory commandments: 1. The latrines must be at least 300 paces from the camp to keep the camp from being polluted, and 2. It is forbidden to walk more than 200 paces in a row on the sabbath. So what did they do? They put the latrine behind a hill. If you walk on the flat ground around the hill the latrine is 300 paces from the camp, but if you walk over the hill in a straight (gay) line then it’s only 200 paces from the camp. And they think God won’t notice.

Or in NYC. It’s forbidden to do certain activities outside on the sabbath. So what do they do? They put a copper wire on poles around the entire island of Manhattan. Then they get to pretend that everything bounded by the wire is realy indoors so they can continue doing the forbidden activities on the sabbath, because they’ve got God on a technicality. Very sneaky.

r/Christianity is the Christian version of that.

Something in the Bible disagrees with my present-day beliefs about certain things? Solution: The Bible doesn’t really say that. That was added later, or the word was mistranslated.

And anyone who disagrees is a Nazi.