Random Nonsense Thread

Goku Black

Florida Man, Florida Man!
Does whatever a Florida Man can!
Can he swing from a web?
No, he can’t. He’s a man.
Look out! Here comes the Florida Man!
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Liberty Belle - Sings the song of the unchained

Bae > Bay
If I was Hamlet I would have run away with Ophelia in a heartbeat. Fuck ghost dad. “Son, your uncle murdered me and your whore of a mother married him. Kill them both to get revenge.” And I’d be like, “Sorry, pops, hoes before ghosts,” and I’d bounce.
Anonymous #8349
The bible is wild.
From there Elisha went up to Bethel. As he was walking along the road, some boys came out of the town and jeered at him. “Get out of here, baldy!” they said. “Get out of here, baldy!” He turned around, looked at them and called down a curse on them in the name of the Lord. Then two bears came out of the woods and mauled forty-two of the boys.
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