@Napsack
“All warfare is based on deception. Hence, when we are able to attack, we must seem unable; when using our forces, we must appear inactive; when we are near, we must make the enemy believe we are far away; when far away, we must make him believe we are near.”

“Appear weak when you are strong, and strong when you are we––

Oh wait, Sun Tzu was Chinese…shit. I have no idea then, maybe there’s a furry bodybuilder/athlete demographic in Japan they’re pandering to?

@Zaknel
Ha ha, you fools! You’ve helped us turn around our declining birth rate! Now we’re unstoppable!

@ponypony221
I will say, the Rainfurrest of Nanking has quite the ominous tone to it.

@FeatherTrap
We can just call this furry boy Tsun Zoophile or something. Let the weebs figure it out.

@Napsack
Why do you curse it like this? Do you enjoy seeing me in pain? >.<

@FeatherTrap
Hey, the furries started it. Can’t believe they trap’d the Zu man himself. They’ve got no respect.

Everywhere you go, there is always at least one witch using their black magic to corrupt the aether.

@Fleur de Lis
Which is ridiculous.

@ponypony221
*Witch is ridiculous.

Why was 5 afraid 7?
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Because 678

We need to stop letting people in other languages change the English spelling of things, especially if the new spelling is less accurate in English. Japan is stuck with a name they can’t even spell in their language, but Turkey and Ukraine are over here buying vowels on credit.

@ponypony221
I still like to think that the number one reason Japan and Germany got along so well with each other back in the day is that the rest of the world refused to call them by their proper names. Fuck alignment of ideology or any of that, they just looked into each others eyes and saw the pain they shared.

@Napsack
¿Nihon y Deutschland?

@Napsack
“Dutch? Oh, wooden shoes, cheese, and windmills!”
A certain painter: :’(

MONKEY FETISH!

Half man, half lobster, all Jordan Peterson

@ᏰᎯᎠᎻᎬᎯᏒᎿ
FETISH MONKEY!

STUPID

MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE! BLOW UP THE PLANE!

@Goku Black
You don’t look like a black Goku.

@ponypony221
This man isn’t black.

@Zaknel
This man is black not.

Sheer.

Fucking.

Hubris.