Random Nonsense Thread

Anonymous #478D
Shining Armor and King Sombra were partying and the next day Shining Armor has crystal STDs. How is he going to explain to Cadence?
Anonymous #478D
@Fleur de Lis  
You make creative Album covers
 
Let’s listen to “Teddy Bear For The Glory of Aku” and “The Dictator eats Asparagus and Butter” they will be such massive hits
Anonymous #478D
Neckbeard wants overpowered giant to step on him. It goes wrong, listen to what this Neckbeard has to say!
 
Channel 4 News at 05:00 AM Waking you up, you were just dreaming about King Sombra
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