Random Nonsense Thread

@UrbanMysticDee  

 

@BikerDash  
Man was rushed to the ER after his wife caught his penis mutating into a horsecock after he played the Pony Milking Game

@Anonymous #478D  
Not gonna lie, kinda getting old.

@Havoc  
I am sorry for the inconvenience.

FGPA Everdrive>Aya Neo Pro>Anbernic RG 351>>Odroid>Aya Neo (regular)>Raspberry Pi>>>Retro Pocket 3>>Evercade>Coolboy RS-97+>>Powkiddy a66>>Analouge Pocket>>Pirate multicart>Powkiddy v90>>Coolboy RS-97>>>>>MiSTER

@Anonymous #6A1E  
Well, that is random, and it is nonsense.

Peepee Wife catches Husband looking at Female Shrek.

I like trains.

Husband leaves Wife for Female Shrek and Anime Waifu Mommy Shark
 
Shrek X Shadow the Hedgehog is my OTP go figure to how to get to Equestria?

Oh sorry I forgot bronies hate Sonic.

@Anonymous #478D  
I like Sonic  

Boots.

@Zaknel  
Dora

I think Shrek and Shadow the Hedgehog should get married. And have little ogre hedgehog hybrid babies.

@Anonymous #478D  
I second this. Have always shipped them since Sonic 69.

UPDATED VERSION  
FGPA Everdrive>Aya Neo Pro>Anbernic RG 351>>Odroid>Aya Neo (regular)>Raspberry Pi>>>Retro Pocket 3>>Retro Pocket 2/2__>>Analouge Pocket>>Evercade>Coolboy RS-97__>>Powkiddy a66>>>Pirate multicart>Powkiddy v90>>Coolboy RS-97>>>MiSTER

@Zaknel  
boobs

Swiper no swiping

@Havoc  
My favorite part of Sonic 69 is when Shadow cried “I don’t know if Sonic chan is going to make it!” Then Shrek said “There there, everything’s okay…” Then he kissed Shadow on the mouth. Everyone saw and cheered.

A Rite Aid nearby has free condoms.

All the single furries

MALD! MALD! MALD! MALD! MALD!
 
MY THIGHS!

@Dex Stewart  
I don’t have any Rite Aids, but you can usually get the queers to give them to you. Never pay for water balloons again.

Long poopoo