Random Nonsense Thread

Anonymous #478D
@BikerDash
Man was rushed to the ER after his wife caught his penis mutating into a horsecock after he played the Pony Milking Game
Anonymous #6A1E
FGPA Everdrive>Aya Neo Pro>Anbernic RG 351>>Odroid>Aya Neo (regular)>Raspberry Pi>>>Retro Pocket 3>>Evercade>Coolboy RS-97+>>Powkiddy a66>>Analouge Pocket>>Pirate multicart>Powkiddy v90>>Coolboy RS-97>>>>>MiSTER
Anonymous #478D
Husband leaves Wife for Female Shrek and Anime Waifu Mommy Shark

Shrek X Shadow the Hedgehog is my OTP go figure to how to get to Equestria?
Anonymous #478D
I think Shrek and Shadow the Hedgehog should get married. And have little ogre hedgehog hybrid babies.
Anonymous #6A1E
UPDATED VERSION
FGPA Everdrive>Aya Neo Pro>Anbernic RG 351>>Odroid>Aya Neo (regular)>Raspberry Pi>>>Retro Pocket 3>>Retro Pocket 2/2>>Analouge Pocket>>Evercade>Coolboy RS-97>>Powkiddy a66>>>Pirate multicart>Powkiddy v90>>Coolboy RS-97>>>MiSTER
Anonymous #478D
@Havoc
My favorite part of Sonic 69 is when Shadow cried "I don't know if Sonic chan is going to make it!" Then Shrek said "There there, everything's okay…" Then he kissed Shadow on the mouth. Everyone saw and cheered.
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