Random Nonsense Thread

Anonymous #4D7D
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& I will dare you to tell me otherwise.  
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You are on a pirate crew, you are an outlaw, you done some nefarious shit before, you know.  
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Within the next 5 seconds, you are either gonna be dead, or he’s just gonna haul your unconscious ass away.  
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What the fuck man, uh, alright you know what? I didn’t see you, you didn’t see me.  
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Wha? Well that was weird.  
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He doesn’t do the foreplay, he just skips over that and shoots in the back 2 times with his lazors.  
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It was just for the opening, it was just for theatrics to make it look cool.  
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The face is the only thing you have.  
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He doesn’t look like much. Honestly first time I saw him, he look like a guy to me that just smoke a fuckton of weed and was high as shit.
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& I will dare you to tell me otherwise.
full
You are on a pirate crew, you are an outlaw, you done some nefarious shit before, you know.
full
Within the next 5 seconds, you are either gonna be dead, or he’s just gonna haul your unconscious ass away.
full
What the fuck man, uh, alright you know what? I didn’t see you, you didn’t see me.
full
Wha? Well that was weird.
full
He doesn’t do the foreplay, he just skips over that and shoots in the back 2 times with his lazors.
full
It was just for the opening, it was just for theatrics to make it look cool.
full
The face is the only thing you have.
full
He doesn’t look like much. Honestly first time I saw him, he look like a guy to me that just smoke a fuckton of weed and was high as shit.
 
Chicken is best dead.
Anonymous #B375
@Dex Stewart  
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