Random Nonsense Thread

@Officer Hotpants  
I’m just wondering how friggin fast was he goin to get that kind of air? o_0

@Anonymous #CEF0  
Well, someone was listening to Manuel while on their way home from work.

@BikerDash  
I just assumed it was slammed into there with a helicopter. Like I do in any open world game that makes the mistake of giving me a helicopter with a winch.

Why does that fish have human teeth?

@Officer Hotpants  
Fish like the Pacu (aka ball biter) and blackfish and many of the wrasses have human type teeth to crush rather than sever the food they eat. The Pacu eats large nuts and the others eat Coral or Crabs that need to be crushed to eat.
 
River Monsters’ Jeremy Wade did an episode on the Pacu.

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The “H” was late for the party.  

 
When everybody can watch you on Netflix now.  

 
He got traumatized after eating a fruit that went against his Christian beliefs.

Windmills.

Friendship + Windmills = -SJW
 
(Woke + Degeneracy)Platform = Twitter
 
(Youth + Mental_Illness)Platform/CCP = TikTok

It is vore day, my dudes.

@Havoc
 

@Havoc  
Translating…

@Anonymous #CEF0  
Huh. Never heard of that. Fish with teeth, sure, but first I’ve heard of them with human-like teeth.

There is no way this little shack is half a million dollars.  
 
2 bed, 1 bath, 992 square feet. This is worth half of it’s list price.

@ANoobis  
Derpibooru Pedophile converts to the Chicken Religion after deconverting from Princess Molestia

“We didn’t land on Fraggle Rock, Fraggle Rock done landed on us.”  

Ding dang didadodadong the silly words that could mean anything

@Dex Stewart  
Man, fuck Percy

I used to work for this insurance company and I got to spend some time looking at houses. There was this compound in Texas. It wasn’t a house, it was a lot with several houses on it. Inside the main building was the kid’s play room. These people were so rich they built an entire 2 story real house inside the fucking mansion for their kids to play in. They built a house inside of a bigger house.
 
I’m pretty sure when you’re building your kids a real house to play with you’ve got too much money.
 
These people also had a peacock farm. That’s a thing rich people do.

@Acres  
Percy is a cunt

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Man goes sicko mode.  

 
Someone is masturbating in the next building hearing all the nasty action.  

 
It is the lowest of the low to tear down someone who is trying to better themselves.

@Dex Stewart  
Derpibooru Pedophile after getting slapped in the face by the chicken who’s head he ate off after deconverting from Chickenanity and Celestianity

Fall was just something that grown-ups invented to keep kids in school so they won’t have too much fun.