Random Nonsense Thread

@UrbanMysticDee  
oh boy schizophrenic meltdown, a nice touch to this thread

@Aru-wu  
Oh hell yes! I’ve been practicing all month for this!

@Officer Hotpants  
you better take your meds this very instant!

@Aru-wu  
We already tried that. Remember?

@Officer Hotpants  
you took em….well you took em in a wrong hole okay? now try the other one!

@Aru-wu  
The urethra?

@EverfreeEmergencies  
NO! that is, infact where he put them the FIRST time ugh…

You’re a cop  
There’s a missing kid  
2 people are carrying a bag dripping with blood that has something the size of a kid moving inside  
You say “What’s in the bag, a shark or something?”  
Genius

@UrbanMysticDee  
. . . what?

@Acres  
looks pretty banana to me… im gonna eat it.

@Acres  
But it’s not.
 
This, is an apple.

@UrbanMysticDee  
Murder case blunder? A certain serial killer?
 
@Color Anon  
I wish I could find a stupid Jeb Bush video that had a joke about him leading a army of frogs.
 
@Aru-wu  
Getting some meat with your bananas!

@Color Anon
 
You always have to watch out for those ravens.

@FeatherTrap  
Don’t be stupid. That’s clearly an orRRRRRRR-

Based on the name alone, you can safely assume that a town named “Junk Town” is filled with a lot of…?

@Humble Oriathan  
diamond hoes (from Minecraft)

 
https://twitter.com/DanbyDraws/status/1454552735907401730/photo/1

@Officer Hotpants  
finally, wholesome content :)

@Officer Hotpants  
Wholesome eldritch Garfield?

I wasn’t sure where else to put this, but there are add-ons that reverse Youtube’s dislikes hiding now. This is the one I’m using. It’s one of the few that I found that doesn’t require fucking around with googleapi to make it work.

@ANoobis  
API be worthless anyway considering they are deleting API access too.