Random Nonsense Thread

Dex Stewart
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Tails and Cream were out playing in the forest. Suddenly, Cheese started making a fuss. “What’s wrong, Cheese?” Cream inquired. Tails looked up to see the sun past the trees, indicating it was afternoon. “Oh, no!” Tails yelled. “We’re missing the Super Mario Brothers Super Show!”  
They ran as fast as they could, but it was too late. They collapsed, helpless as Lou Albano’s words echoed through their minds. “Watch the Super Mario Brothers Super Show, or you’ll turn into a Goomba.”  
Indeed, the two looked down to see their bodies reduced to a mere head on two feet.  
They waddled home, just in time to catch Legend of Zelda.
UrbanMysticDee
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I saw a picture of the old observation deck on 2 WTC. There’s just a waist high fence. What’s to keep people from jumping off (or being blown off in a high wind)?
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Oh no! I missed 9/11! And I was so looking forward to it, too!
 
 
@UrbanMysticDee  
Nothing. That was the point: natural selection. If you’re a big enough retard to walk up to the waist-high rim of the roof of a 110 story building, we don’t need you.
UrbanMysticDee
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In the movie Glass Bruce Willis fights for 10 whole minutes underwater and is totally fine, but he motorboats a puddle for 10 seconds and drowns.
UrbanMysticDee
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Martin Goldberg videos crash waterfox
 
They work on firefox but comments are invisible
 
Comments are visible on chrome and the audio works but the picture is just color bars
 
What is wrong with his channel that it doesn’t work on any browser?
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