I don’t need to turn the bathroom light on because the neighbor’s 7 million candela vampire killing spotlight shines directly in the window. A few days after putting it up they got burglarized in the first non-drug related crime to happen in this neighborhood in 20 years. Most likely the people who installed the spotlight, the window, and the new driveway were the thieves since they were probably given a key. The burglar knew exactly what area of the house did not have video surveillance, probably because they installed the surveillance system too.
Of course the house that gets all the expensive renovations gets burglarized. It’s not the multiple rundown shacks surrounding it. And they knew exactly where to go to steal specific items, indicating they’ve been in the house multiple times before.