Random Nonsense Thread

I got 404 unread notes on derpi.

@Havoc  
good luck with that.

@acres  
You think I plan on reading those? I left derpi.

@Havoc  
Something Derpi always needed was a “clear all” feature. You know: that thing every email provider implemented 25 years ago and has since been standard on any site with account inboxes?

I once saw this singing hamster in a toy store, turned it on and someone standing by liked it enough to buy it. The store should have paid me a commission.

@Officer Hotpants  
I like watching the number go up knowing that I’ll never read any of them.

 
 

@acres  
That’s actually true.

@Havoc  
Part 2 only happens in one of these three circumstances:  

@UrbanMysticDee  
I’d probably assume it was a prank at my expense. I’ve seen too many mirrors to fool myself into assuming otherwise.

Do I even dare to apply for site staff?

@Aryanne  

@Aryanne  
give it a go!

@Aryanne  
Derpi’s run by Nazis,why not here?

@Dex Stewart  
No, Derpi is run by redditor fools and budding commies more like it.

@Absol95  
Well they sure act like Nazis.

When you think about it, a baby is technically 9 months old when it’s born.

@acres  
Ideally.

@Dex Stewart  
@Havoc  
No, they act like Jews and Communists.

@acres  
Tens of millions of people think it’s a Kleenex until it magically turns into a baby when it touches the air, unless it survives abortion then you can leave it in a closet to die from exposure/starvation because it’s not a baby if you don’t want it. And the governor of Virginia thinks it’s not a baby until several months after birth.

@Aryanne  
Most of the Jews I know of produce tv shows.

@Dex Stewart  
or are lawyers or bankers