Random Nonsense Thread

Making a map of the Soviet Union and for some reason I keep reading the name Uzbekistan as Gutsman’s ass.

@UrbanMysticDee  
How? They don’t look similar or sound similar.

@Acres  
You tell me. I read things out of order, especially numbers. That’s why it takes me longer to read stuff. If there’s a 9 in a year I automatically read it as 19xx and then have to read it again to get it right. So I’d read 2019 as 1920 and 1709 as 1970, and sometimes I still read it wrong even the second time and really have to focus on it.

 
Syngman REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

@Havoc  
 
Something like this?

@Dex Stewart  
Yes. But only new images allowed. And one per person.

@Havoc  
What about memes?

@Dex Stewart  
No. Only shitposts.

@Havoc  
How will the posts be judged? The quality of the cringe? How hilarious they are? Are there multiple categories?

@Havoc  
 
Here you go.  
The first one.

@Humble Oriathan  
Cringe.  
Deep Fry.  
keks.  
offensiveness(The more the better!).  
effort.  
wat factor.  
cursed meter.

@Dex Stewart  
Is that your one and only final entry? Be warned, this is irreversible and can not be changed.

@Havoc  
I mean I could make a way more offensive one if you want.

@Dex Stewart  
I want it to so bad, that even Hitler would tell you to stop.

@Havoc  
Alright,I have an idea.

Representing the midwest gang.  

 
Central side homies where you at?

@Acres  
Southwestern Illinois reporting. Nothing but cornfields for miles in all directions. Nice and quiet out here away from them whiney city folk.

@Humble Oriathan  
Of course it’s quiet. Everyone’s dead. That’s what Stephen King taught me.

@Acres  
Funny and educational. It’s perfect.

@Acres  
Finally someone other than me made a werehouse joke.