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UrbanMysticDee
Chatty Kirin - A user who has reached a combined 1000 forum posts or comments.
Liberty Belle - Sings the song of the unchained

Bae > Bay
If I was Hamlet I would have run away with Ophelia in a heartbeat. Fuck ghost dad. “Son, your uncle murdered me and your whore of a mother married him. Kill them both to get revenge.” And I’d be like, “Sorry, pops, hoes before ghosts,” and I’d bounce.
Anonymous #8349
The bible is wild.
From there Elisha went up to Bethel. As he was walking along the road, some boys came out of the town and jeered at him. “Get out of here, baldy!” they said. “Get out of here, baldy!” He turned around, looked at them and called down a curse on them in the name of the Lord. Then two bears came out of the woods and mauled forty-two of the boys.
BikerDash
Chatty Kirin - A user who has reached a combined 1000 forum posts or comments.

The bible is wild.
From there Elisha went up to Bethel. As he was walking along the road, some boys came out of the town and jeered at him. “Get out of here, baldy!” they said. “Get out of here, baldy!” He turned around, looked at them and called down a curse on them in the name of the Lord. Then two bears came out of the woods and mauled forty-two of the boys.
And they say God is a god of love…
Tell that to those forty-two kids!
Anonymous #8349
There is no proof the life you’ve lived hasn’t been a hallucination this whole time.
Anonymous #6A1E
Let it grow but every grow is preceded by a Speedrun of a Doom 1, Doom 2 or Quake Fan map.
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