Random Nonsense Thread

@UrbanMysticDee
That’s Mnt Dew. A new flavor. Mnt Dew Clear. COMING SOON!

Lesbians

@Zaknel
Girls who kiss

Mewtwo is a cute wittle fwuffy wuffy kitty witty

@UrbanMysticDee
Instead of biting you when he is upset, he uses psyonic powers to make your head explode.

titanium hwite

Humans are the most destructive species on the planet. They have caused untold amounts of suffering and destruction to the environment, other species, and each other. They are selfish, greedy, and short-sighted, and have no regard for the long-term consequences of their actions. They are a plague on the Earth, and should be incinerated as soon as possible.

Yes it gogo

RETAIN!

What happens when smart bombs get smart enough that they decide they no longer want to commit suicide in the service of humans?

@UrbanMysticDee
The humans will have to invent bomb bombs to bomb the bombs.

Also, I am a doughnut.

A pair of great tits

@UrbanMysticDee
They’re really perky!

Reply 6666

This is not my ugly house.

This is not my ugly wife.

My God, what have I done?

@UrbanMysticDee
You were sleepwalking and you sacrificed her to Satan, You just don’t remember.

@UrbanMysticDee
Then after that you married Satan.

@UrbanMysticDee
And you may find yourself behind the wheel of a large automobile

This ain’t a city, it’s a Gotham ass face. Fenway is born, believe, catch a mother.

I’m a little man, but I’m also evil, also into cats. Also into cats.

I’m a little man, but I’m also evil, also into cats. Also into cats.

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Just because I Paki doesn’t mean I stink!

Can you smell me? Can you smell me? I stink on purpose to offend you!

The Mehdi fell down the well, you have to dig him out!

IN PAKISTAN, you MUST NOT SHIT FACING MECCA, BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSPHEMY! RRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEE!
WHAT’S THAT, THERE’S A BOOTLEGGING LINE GOING FROM QUETTA TO FAISALIBAD!? ABSOLUTELY HARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMM

Boxless is named Boxless, but actually does have boxes.