Random Nonsense Thread
ponypony221 
Excessively based homo
@Zaknel
That doesn’t seem like a very high escalation. Escalated quickly would be more like, fuck you, you’re all banned.
That doesn’t seem like a very high escalation. Escalated quickly would be more like, fuck you, you’re all banned.
Zaknel 
Ezekiel 33:11
I am gonna take out a mortgage on a 1.8 million dollar bomb shelter and rent it out to 50 to a 100 other people.
Anonymous #2E01
Figure
UrbanMysticDee
Bae > Bay
@Dex Stewart
I remember back when I was a kid, the X-Men TV series was out. This was back when toy stores existed. This one guy, grown man, maybe in his 20s I don’t know, came in the store and bought 4 identical figures. I think it was Beast. He bought 4 of the same toy and nothing else. That was so strange that it stuck with me all these years.
I remember back when I was a kid, the X-Men TV series was out. This was back when toy stores existed. This one guy, grown man, maybe in his 20s I don’t know, came in the store and bought 4 identical figures. I think it was Beast. He bought 4 of the same toy and nothing else. That was so strange that it stuck with me all these years.
Dex Stewart 
Ecto-Phase,Activate!
@UrbanMysticDee
Jokes on him those toys aren’t worth anything now.
Unless he was just buying them for birthdays.
Jokes on him those toys aren’t worth anything now.
Unless he was just buying them for birthdays.
UrbanMysticDee
Bae > Bay
The Line (Arabic: ذا لاين) is a linear smart city under construction in Saudi Arabia in Neom, Tabuk Province, which is designed to have no cars, streets or carbon emissions.
They’re telling us that it will remain an abandoned structure. People emit carbon.
We can look at the $1 billion Jeddah Tower that’s been abandoned since 2018. That was doable. Impracticable, an economic boondoggle, but doable. The Line is retarded. The lowball estimate for the cost will be $1 trillion (officially $500 billion, but that’s bullshit).
It will be 500 meters tall, 200 meters wide, and 170 kilometers long, making it by far the most massive building ever. And the outer surface will be covered in mirrors, so any life that gets within range will be vaporized by the reflected sunlight just like that one building that reflected light onto cars and melted them.
Construction has already started along the entire length of the building.
Rather than complete the Jeddah Tower, they’ve decided to bankrupt the country with this monstrosity.
They’re telling us that it will remain an abandoned structure. People emit carbon.
We can look at the $1 billion Jeddah Tower that’s been abandoned since 2018. That was doable. Impracticable, an economic boondoggle, but doable. The Line is retarded. The lowball estimate for the cost will be $1 trillion (officially $500 billion, but that’s bullshit).
It will be 500 meters tall, 200 meters wide, and 170 kilometers long, making it by far the most massive building ever. And the outer surface will be covered in mirrors, so any life that gets within range will be vaporized by the reflected sunlight just like that one building that reflected light onto cars and melted them.
Construction has already started along the entire length of the building.
Rather than complete the Jeddah Tower, they’ve decided to bankrupt the country with this monstrosity.
Zaknel
Ezekiel 33:11
Welcome to the internet
Have a look around
Anything that brain of yours can think of can be found
We’ve got mountains of content
Some better, some worse
If none of it’s of interest to you, you’d be the first
Welcome to the internet
Come and take a seat
Would you like to see the news or any famous women’s feet?
There’s no need to panic
This isn’t a test, haha
Just nod or shake your head and we’ll do the rest
Welcome to the internet
What would you prefer?
Would you like to fight for civil rights or tweet a racial slur?
Be happy
Be horny
Be bursting with rage
We got a million different ways to engage
Welcome to the internet
Put your cares aside
Here’s a tip for straining pasta
Here’s a nine-year-old who died
We got movies, and doctors, and fantasy sports
And a bunch of colored pencil drawings
Of all the different characters in Harry Potter fucking each other
Welcome to the internet
Hold on to your socks
‘Cause a random guy just kindly sent you photos of his cock
They are grainy and off-putting
He just sent you more
Don’t act surprised, you know you like it, you whore
See a man beheaded
Get offended, see a shrink
Show us pictures of your children
Tell us every thought you think
Start a rumor, buy a broom
Or send a death threat to a boomer
Or DM a girl and groom her
Do a Zoom or find a tumor in your
Here’s a healthy breakfast option
You should kill your mom
Here’s why women never fuck you
Here’s how you can build a bomb
Which Power Ranger are you?
Take this quirky quiz
Obama sent the immigrants to vaccinate your kids
Could I interest you in everything?
All of the time?
A little bit of everything
All of the time
Apathy’s a tragedy
And boredom is a crime
Anything and everything
All of the time
Could I interest you in everything?
All of the time?
A little bit of everything
All of the time
Apathy’s a tragedy
And boredom is a crime
Anything and everything
All of the time
UrbanMysticDee
Bae > Bay
Hello, dog pound? I’m looking for dog. Sweet, sweet dog. We had big barbecue and dog run out. About 20 to 25 pounds.
Dex Stewart
Ecto-Phase,Activate!
I brought a beat from berlin
A concoction from Die Atzen
There ain’t no sitting this one out
So rockin is your option
I know those creeps that make whack beats on their laptops are pissed
But you can stop pretending you’re too cool to dance to this
Forget the amplifiers, turn the heat up to eleven
Let the sweat drip as bitches strip and rain panties from heaven
This party’s a toyota cause we don’t know when its stopping
So dance like MC Hammer if he had a drinking problem
Disco pogo Atzen logo
Atzen style is disco pogo
Disco pogo Atzen sing
Atzen party dingaling
A concoction from Die Atzen
There ain’t no sitting this one out
So rockin is your option
I know those creeps that make whack beats on their laptops are pissed
But you can stop pretending you’re too cool to dance to this
Forget the amplifiers, turn the heat up to eleven
Let the sweat drip as bitches strip and rain panties from heaven
This party’s a toyota cause we don’t know when its stopping
So dance like MC Hammer if he had a drinking problem
Disco pogo Atzen logo
Atzen style is disco pogo
Disco pogo Atzen sing
Atzen party dingaling
BikerDash
To Clop or Not to Clop (soliloquy)To clop or not to clop, that is the question
Whether it is nobler in the net’s browser
To furiously yank to AppleDash images
Or to silently splooge on your screen to a sensual incest scene
And to do so, shall I offend
Cause I am on cam with my friends
And they do not understand
This need, this compulsion
To cum inside pastel colored ponies
As they muff munch each other as rule thirty-four dictates
Oh why, oh why, must you post Luna’s flank
When I had just cleaned my screen
Why must you make me wank
So sore is my crank
But I digress, I plead, I ask for more Molestia
I dream of that fair princess
Who majestically waves her six cocks
And then blesses us with readings of wincest
So my cock grows hard
And my arm grows tired
I find an image of DJ-PON3
And now the cock has fired
NO MORE! NO MORE! I plead to the ponies
No more can I stand this
No more can I clop
For I have blisters on my palms
And my dick burns to the touch
And then Chrysalis spreads her legs
And uses the hole in her hoofs to get me off
So much for quitting this obsession
I must continue to clop
And so my friends listen
In horror as I moan
Except for that one totally sick fuck
Who focuses in asking for more
Pony pussy everywhere
My friends they all hang up
Except for that one sick friend
Who now has his own up
