Random Nonsense Thread

@Officer Hotpants  
okay…. i retract my statement.

@ANoobis  
Don’t be stupid. That’s just an evolved opossum. Next stage is him standing up with spikes on his back. And also boobs, given the trajectory of modern Game Freak games.

 
In other news, the immortal lich has finally fallen. Yet in death she is but made whole. Her power waxes now. Her phylactery must be found quickly lest she arise twice as strong as she was before.

@Officer Hotpants  
Another kind of uniting figure gone…

@TheBridge  
Seriously, though. I was starting to think she’d outlive me, and I watched her as a kid.

@TheBridge  
People online used today to reminisce about Betty White. Naturally, some journalist had to shit it up.

@ANoobis  

@ANoobis  
Fact: the queen is less senile than Joe.

I bet Team Blueplant is just one guy, and not a team of people.

Ghosts.

@Havoc  

@Zaknel  

 
My humor is quite juvenile

People on the youtoobs are always trying to sell “Ridge Wallet” and other credit card holders with elastic bands, claiming regular wallets fall apart after a week or so. It’s horseshit. I’ve had the same genuine Italian leather wallet for 20 years and it still works exactly like it did on day 1 and I’ve never needed to use the screwdriver it didn’t come with to tighten the screws because it has no screws because it doesn’t need them. I’ve gone through at least 6 pairs of shoes in that time, and just as many if not more sandals, and my wallet is still in immaculate condition.

@UrbanMysticDee  
I use a pouch so I can carry change.

I have been using the same old faux leather wallet for half a decade and I have no intention to change it because it still works fine.  
Plus it looks so crappy and beaten up that I doubt any self respecting pickpocket would want to steal it.

@Color Anon  
>I have no intention to change it because it still works fine.  
This is my logic for most things.

@TheBridge  
I mean, it’s just common sense.

@Color Anon  
For a lot of people in my experience, it sadly isn’t.

Super ghost man

@Dex Stewart  
Not the captioning I’d have given that.

Have you ever seen a one-legged pissed off Perterican?!

This is the best one.