Random Nonsense Thread
Officer Hotpants 
“Respect is earned, not given”. And I now respect the hell out of the one on the right.
Moderator
Double-0 Negative
“Respect is earned, not given”. And I now respect the hell out of the one on the right.
UrbanMysticDee
Bae > Bay
You’re ghosting us, motherfucker. I don’t care who you are back in the world, you give away our position one more time I’ll bleed you, real quiet, leave you here. Got that?
Adán Druego 
@Acres
I can relate. I saw each of these in the backyard last week.
Opossums are cute.
Skunks are scary because of their spray.
Raccoons are fat.
@Officer Hotpants
Chad Girl Streamer Used “Owned”!
It’s super effective!
I can relate. I saw each of these in the backyard last week.
Opossums are cute.
Skunks are scary because of their spray.
Raccoons are fat.
@Officer Hotpants
Chad Girl Streamer Used “Owned”!
It’s super effective!
Adán Druego
@UrbanMysticDee
Raccoons are uh… diversity in body type.
I can already hear wootmaster screeching and preparing to fling feces everywhere.
Raccoons are uh… diversity in body type.
I can already hear wootmaster screeching and preparing to fling feces everywhere.
Officer Hotpants
Moderator
Double-0 Negative
@Acres
Opossum. He’ll keep your yard free of ticks & mice and clean up any food your other pets don’t eat. I actually slightly overfill the cats’ bowls in the evening these days so that there’s always some left for ours to encourage him to stick around. Sometimes attracts raccoons but he usually runs them off.
They’re also cute when they’re not threatening to eat your face.
Opossum. He’ll keep your yard free of ticks & mice and clean up any food your other pets don’t eat. I actually slightly overfill the cats’ bowls in the evening these days so that there’s always some left for ours to encourage him to stick around. Sometimes attracts raccoons but he usually runs them off.
They’re also cute when they’re not threatening to eat your face.
Dex Stewart 
We have alot of possums around here, and I’ve never once seen them do this.
I have seen one play dead though.
Ecto-Phase,Activate!
We have alot of possums around here, and I’ve never once seen them do this.
I have seen one play dead though.
ANoobis 
Ghibelline Omnipotens
@Officer Hotpants
I’d choose the skunk. They protect your house and garden from rodents and bugs, as well as the obvious benefits of deterring potentially dangerous visitors, like coyotes.
I’d choose the skunk. They protect your house and garden from rodents and bugs, as well as the obvious benefits of deterring potentially dangerous visitors, like coyotes.