Random fact about yourself

There’s a Star Wars thread if you want to continue this conversation.  
@Havoc
 
@Sapphie
 
But this isn’t the thread

@Acres  
Oh don’t worry, I wasn’t gonna continue the conversation

@Acres  
This is a tire?

@Havoc  
Tire  
 
I found one of these once at a church rummage sale for fifty cents.

I have a Deviantart and I post my drawing there.

I want to buy a aryanne fursuit

I was able to pass for a 21 year old when I was 16. I learned this when a server at a fair I went to started listing off what beers they had available.

I was mistaken for <16 all the way until I was 22. I would constantly get asked for my ID when buying even beer (which is 16+ here)

I’m 21 (soon 22) and I don’t drink and I get asked if I want a alcohol drink? And I say “I’m never gonna drink”.

@TheGamerPainter  
You are in exceptionally tremendous company. The best company of all time, not even close.  

 
 
One time I felt yellow due to severe constipation. This was maybe 2005, not long after my bowel trouble started. Sitting on the can, the pain was intense. I was struggling for a long time and managed to get the turd half out when it shot all the way back up. Instead of registering as pain my brain told me the sensation was yellow, and I was yellow all over my body. That was the only time I’ve ever felt a color and I can tell you it’s unspeakably horrible.

@TheGamerPainter  
I don’t drink either.  
I also don’t smoke.  
I just watch Tokusatsu.  
 
That’s my drug.

Despite having a nice bed, I usually sleep on my couch.

@Acres  
Are you my mother?

@Officer Hotpants  
I am now.

I love food but despise cooking. So whenever I live with someone who would cook for me, I gain weight, and whenever I live alone, I lose weight since I usually cannot be arsed to make myself something.

@Sapphie  
You’d probably love(hate?) living with me then lmao. I love cooking, baking, grilling, whatever. I have fun with it.  
For Celestia’s sake, I just wanna grill.

@ArchiveAnon  
Do you also like to play games as well? I love everything that you just said.

@Acres  
Kinky.
 
@ArchiveAnon  
Well, I’ve already found a mother. Will you be my wife?

@ArchiveAnon  
Oh god  
It’s already bad enough when I live with someone who does it out of necessity, I can’t even begin to imagine what it would be like to live with someone who actually enjoys it holy h*ck

@Sapphie  
That turn you on, there?

@Officer Hotpants  
No, I am getting hungry though  
Which isn’t great, as it’s the middle of the night

@Sapphie  
Fuck. Now that you’ve said, I’m hungry. And it is considerably later than I thought it was. So late that it’s now technically early.

I consider 7am to be the middle of the night

I am an American.

@Havoc  
Buy some apples!