Random fact about yourself

Favorite numbers:

0, ε, 1, φ, 2, e, 3, 5, 7, 13, 56, 111, 776

776 is my favorite favorite

@UrbanMysticDee
My favorite numbers are i and π.

I had a blood test done the other day and apparently I have a massive vitamin d deficiency.

I just had a colonoscopy done a week ago. They pulled out 4 polyps.

There was a nuclear test on my first birthday. I wasn’t there, and I didn’t find out until just now.

I actually like these things. I’m having some right now.

I’m playing a big pool tournament at Mohegan Sun Casino in Connecticut today, tomorrow, and possibly Friday.

Saw a Cybertruck for the first time today. Those things are even uglier in real life.

@UrbanMysticDee
I’ve seen a few around town. I still can’t believe anyone actually went out of their way to buy one, or that the government even allowed such a ridiculous thing to go into production in the first place.

I was hit in the head with a Coke bottle once.

I was hit on the head by a flying dildo once.

@BikerDash
Did it have like wings and a propeller or something? Is it radio controlled?

@UrbanMysticDee
It was launched like a law rocket… it smacked me in the head.

My favorite fiction books:

Lost Horizon by James Hilton
The Stars My Destination by Alfred Bester
The Demolished Man by Alfred Bester
Psychoshop by Alfred Bester and Roger Zelazny
All Quiet on the Western Front by Erich Maria Remarque
The Messiah Stones by Irving Benig
Illusions by Richard Bach
Los Alomos Light by Larry Bograd
Chasing Omega by Michael Prescott

The only time I’ve ever been on an airplane was when it was on the ground.

So I finally went to Nevada yesterday. And not just driving through part of Reno without leaving the freeway on the way back from Lake Tahoe just to I can say I “went to Reno.” We actually drove through more of Reno without leaving the freeway went to Carson City, got out, and walked around for a while.

Now, Nevada is basically just an extension of California at this point, complete with all of the pozz it entails, but Carson City actually strikes me as being like Livingston, MT or a drier version of Silverton, OR but somehow slightly less gay than either of them.

@Twiface
Are you like a truck driver or something? Every week you’re somewhere new.

@UrbanMysticDee
Not exactly (I mean, I do drive trucks but not long haul). I just had a lot of vacation time and a bit of money saved up. I have one more trip after this before I have to stay put for the rest of the year.

How did I know I was going to get him without even knowing who the choices were?

Middle age Indian women always give me the evil eye. I’ve never even seen them before, I just to go to some random place and some random middle age Indian woman will just give me the evil eye for no reason. It’s like they’re communicating to each other on Indian social media to look out for me specifically.

I don’t have problems with any other group of people, just middle age Indian women. I don’t understand it.

This is my 10,000th forum post. I’ve been waiting for this. I’ve never gotten to 10,000 before. Always close, but not close enough.

@UrbanMysticDee

According to my most recent pay stub, I have paid $367.11 in taxes to Medicare this year.

@Twiface

Every winter everyone starts wearing all black like I do all year round. My culture isn’t a costume.

I very strongly dislike how people have to put salt and almonds in everything. It started with chocolate. “Now with sea salt” (sea salt is the same as regular salt, it’s just made by evaporating salt water instead of waiting for nature to evaporate salt water and then bury it in the ground to form a mine after millions of years. It’s the same sodium chloride. Don’t lie to me that you can taste a difference, you’re full of shit.). I don’t want salt in my chocolate. And of course people put almonds in chocolate. Whole giant huge hard as stone almonds that break your teeth when you try to eat them, because I guess having solid chocolate all he way through costs more money so they add adulterants to it to take up space. Then they started adding it to other shit. “Caramel with sea salt!” “Coffee with sea salt!” For all the people saying salt will kill you they sure like to put salt in fucking everything so they can jack up the price. Many times I was going to buy something but had to put it back because it either had salt or almonds or both.