Random fact about yourself

@Dex Stewart  
ahaha not gonna lie that is a good one

I’m also a large angry schizophrenic who wants to murder everyone :-)
 
Enjoy the apocalypse!

@ᏰᎯᎠᎻᎬᎯᏒᎿ  
im going to rate this apocalypse 4 out of 10 on yelp, not enough hysteria

@Aru-wu  

I like ponies

I like ponies, too.

@UrbanMysticDee  
you dont, lier!

I’m not really an officer. It’s a purely honorary title.

@Officer Hotpants  
then what should i call you? pants?

@Aru-wu  
Lierpants.

@Aru-wu  
I feel like all the answers I want to give here are too obvious.

@Aru-wu  
@Havoc
 
Are the both of you learning impaired or is this some sort of joke kids these days are telling?
 
It’s spelled “liar”. You have spellcheck, use it.

 
He’s a lyre! A big fat lyre!

I find OCs creepy, someone just ponyfies themself and puts it in porn.

@ᏰᎯᎠᎻᎬᎯᏒᎿ  
IKR? Creepy people

@Officer Hotpants  
well… enlighten me
 
@UrbanMysticDee  
no! i refuse becouse officer wont be able to make fun of me for my spelling

I like big BLACK butts, and I cannot lie

@Aru-wu  
Officer Hotpants’ first name is Toasty.

@Adan Druego  
why?

@Adan Druego  

This was the first day in like 5 months without subzero temperatures that also wasn’t raining so I went for a walk and even though the grass is dead and nothing has started growing yet some jackass was still mowing his dead brown grass. It never ceases to amaze me the lengths these muricans will go to find excuses to mow grass.

Haven’t seen a movie in the theater since 2017. Holy crap tickets are expensive. You have to pick your seat ahead of time. What if some asshole buys the seat next to you?

@UrbanMysticDee  
Don’t shower for a few days if you plan on going to a movie.

The taste of blood gives me a nice raspy voice.

@Dex Stewart  
why? thats just make everyone around you uncomfortable to sit even if the person is not being an asshole
 
 
@ᏰᎯᎠᎻᎬᎯᏒᎿ  
go to your cabin and take your shizo meds old man.