Random fact about yourself

@Dex Stewart  
Imagine if Wolverine stuck his claws out at that exact moment. Would Spiderman feel it with his spider sense and pull his hand away or would he get skewered?

@UrbanMysticDee  
That reminds me of the age old Marvel fan question, what would happen if the Juggernaut ran into the Blob?

@UrbanMysticDee  
Yes. His spider sense is effectively pre-cognition, and his reflexes are several times faster than Wolverine’s.

i thought of it, but why is there not alot art of Fluttershy with little red riding hood, i think she would sooo adorable. i remembered when my mom used to tell me that story once

There’s someone on Bitchute who goes by the screen name DeeSmith who isn’t me but might as well be me because this person says stuff that I would say. This is either a coincidence or is an example of my original idea to make Dee Smith into a kind of Robin Hood type figure. (Robin Hood was a pseudonym for various different outlaws. It appears to be a corruption of Robert Hode, who was a very prominent early English outlaw.) The idea is that Dee Smith can be anyone.

@UrbanMysticDee  
I know of two Dee’s. Dee Snyder and Dee Dee Ramone.

@Dex Stewart  
Well, I’m number 3. I’ve gone by Dee Smith online since about 2002.

@UrbanMysticDee  
3-Dee

I left my last job in April 2020. That’s 4/20. Maybe 30 people smoked weed in the office, so it’s a very appropriate date.

My normal sleep cycle seems to have settled on waking up at 11 AM and going to sleep at 2 AM. And my new job is in the afternoon so I don’t have to change that!

@UrbanMysticDee  
whats your new job?

@Aru-wu  
I’m an administrative assistant at a private school. It’s a big fancy title with very little work, very few hours, and no change in my sleep schedule. Everything there is done by hand, which creates a lot of job openings that most other companies would have automated by now.

I accepted a dare to use Zaknel’s Oc as my avatar.

I’m thinking of using Dr.Ferricks as my next avatar/pfp/whatever.  
 
Then it’ll be Frax, then destroyed Frax. And if I can find his action figure, that. Or maybe the weird faceless Frax from the Time Force storybook, or the weirder eye-behind-his-own-head Frax from the same storybook.

@UrbanMysticDee  
damn im kinda jealas
 
@Dex Stewart  
Dix stop obsessing over your avatar i guarantee you no one cares

@Dex Stewart  
What were the terms of the dare, dare I ask?
 
 
@Dex Stewart  
You know, it would be cool make a avatar with some IRL stuff of yours (several action figures in a arrangement?) but I know with such avatars it is limited real estate.

I just bought my first car

@Sapphie  
Congrats

@Sapphie  
Congratulations, may your car serve you well for many, many years to come.

@Adan Druego  
Thanks, but I’m probably going to leave the country at the beginning of 2023, so I’ll sell the car then

@Aru-wu  
Don’t be jelly, today was supposed to be my first full day and they already fucked me. Usually jobs wait a week to fuck me. I’ve had 10 jobs since 2009 and 1 was a single day seat filling job so that doesn’t count, and 8 of the 9 remaining fucked me, so I should be used to it by now but it still pisses me off every time it happens.
 
These fuckers fill up my phone with texts, impatient motherfuckers who expect everything and give nothing. “Call me”. You’ve got my home phone and email. Shit, you’ve emailed me at 6 pm on a saturday the when I first applied and all of a sudden “I can’t email you when I want to get in touch.” So I say “Okay, call my home phone because it has voice mail, my cellphone doesn’t and I only turn it on when I go out.” Click. Doesn’t even say goodbye, just hangs up. A minute later my cell rings. It’s the job. Didn’t I just fucking say not to call the cell? Well, no wonder you were so desperate to hire and have such a high turnover rate at the company. “Don’t come in today, come tomorrow, at a different time from what was agreed on when you were hired.”
 
I’m not doing this as a charity, we agreed to a certain schedule, not “I’ll call you when I need you so have your phone on 24/7 so I can reach you any time.” That’s not how it works.
 
I’m going to keep applying for jobs and bail the second I get another one because this place can fuck itself with broken glass.

@Aru-wu  
I’ve gotten quite a few comments about my avatars. Either people asking what it was or saying they liked it. There were a few who absolutely hated it.
 
@TheBridge  
They just dared me to use a Zaknel oc pic.  
I once tried to use a gif avatar I made but it wouldn’t upload for some reason.

@UrbanMysticDee  
if a job hires you on the spot you know something is mega sus about the job. regardless i hope you find something more stable then that, i already cannot wait to ask whats your new job lmao
 
@Sapphie  
Leave which country?
 
 
@Dex Stewart  
well…. if that makes you feel any better i do like your avatar, just dont let it get to your head, you are still big gay > - >

@Aru-wu  
A european one. Not gonna say which exactly since it’s a bit doxxy

@Sapphie  
I Swear to god if its Britain…