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Ever “caught with your pants down”?
 
Just “repant”.
 
”Repant, my children!“  
That time, you were caught with your sister, because mom and dad came home an hour early…
 
The Thrill Of Almost Getting Caught?  
The Arrest, Police Report And Court Date After Getting Caught.
 
Just remember that, sinner or not, we’re all just human beings. That means that we can quite literally justify any act, not matter how twisted or cruel. It’s literally what being human is all about. Just look at our world.
UrbanMysticDee
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I really hope I fixed all the errors. It’s in review, which can take up to 72 hours (the first book wasn’t anywhere near that long). One thing that troubles me is that half the cover looks like it’s missing. It seemed fine in the preview, so maybe it’s just a mistake on their end.
 
Another thing that troubles me is the issue of pricing. Since this is a longer book (twice as long as the last one) the minimum price is $17.07! I try to keep the price low. That seems steep to me. If it’s the lowest they’ll let me set it then there’s nothing I can do about that.
Adán Druego
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The “Return” key on a keyboard, also known as the “Enter” key. I believe “Return” was the name for that key on typewriters, which carried over onto early computer keyboards before being changed to the modern “Enter” key.
 
I believe the key was labeled “Return” due to it “returning” you back to the starting position while also advancing one line down.
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Whenever I hear the word “return” I think of that scene from The Golden Voyage of Sinbad where the bad guy psychicly calls to his monsters to “Return…return…return…”
UrbanMysticDee
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I think I go into a bit of detail in the video, but the short version.
 
The book is an attempt to resurrect Greek oral tradition. I chose the myth of Orpheus since the structure of the story explores the near death experience (see Appendix A). I’m going to do a whole video on the myth of Orpheus once they fix the cover. Basically (spoilers for a 3,000 year old story) this guy is a soldier and a musician, and marauders abduct his wife at a celebration and she dies and he has to descend into the underworld to get her back. Imagine that set in Ohio instead of Greece. That’s pretty much the story.
 
 
An unrelated note: I still call the Republic of China “Formosa”.
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My earliest memory is sitting on a swing, wondering “hmm, will I remember this moment in the future?”
UrbanMysticDee
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For some reason I (almost) always refer to Joseph Robinette Biden Jr. by his full name.
 
My earliest memory was being trapped in one of those wooden baby cages thinking “These people are crazy hypocrites and I need to escape.” That was the start of my total lack of trust for other people and my complete and utter disdain for all authority.
 
I also remember I liked to chew on the wooden bars.
UrbanMysticDee
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Just recorded a 25 minute video about the myth of Orpheus and sexuality in ancient Greece and how modern people wouldn’t understand it. I’m going to upload it and set it to private until Amazon fixes the cover.
 
Tomorrow I’ll make a video about my Halloween ghost story. That one will go up right away.
 
The book is available on kindle with a spelling mistake (it says “the got Apollo” instead of “the god Apollo” at the end of the book in the section no one will read, so it doesn’t matter, and I just noticed it making the video) that I don’t care to fix because kindle is a pain in the ass and the format looks like crap and there’s no way to fix it. I strongly recommend the paperback version when it’s finished.
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