Random fact about yourself

I’m playing this simulator about making money 💰💰💰💰  
And I’m already in the trillions!

I eat four microwaved cheeseburgers almost every week.

I used to work in a convenience store, and the rats were always an inconvenience. If you ask me how could I work in such conditions, it’s simple: I needed the money.

For some reason, the times where I’m about to fall asleep are when I’m the most angry and confident like someone who’s drunk, and I don’t even drink. It’s the only times I make hot takes and get really confrontational about the people I hate the most.

I have a bad habit of flipping people off.

@ᏰᎯᎠᎻᎬᎯᏒᎿ  

As I’m posting this me and and many many many many many users are playing Pokémon GO! Only thing is my phone is charging!

I like pie.

@Fleur de Lis  
lmao rookie numbers

I like the PS3 more than the PS5

I love the Xbox, and it’s sad because too many people here in Internet prefer PlayStation. So I always play alone with randoms in GamePass.

@Absol95
 
@KillswitchEngageHyperFanatic  
I’m a Nintendo guy!

@TheGamerPainter  
Oh man! I just remember, last night I had a dream about a Nintendo64!  
Some girl, not sure who, was showing me how to hack a game by pulling out the cartridge while playing which allowed her to enter a NoClip mode.
 
Your post just reminded me of it. I liked the N64.

My favorite system will always be the Game Boy.

@Dex Stewart  
When you were a kid?

@Anonymous #00A7  
Even now. Though my favorite genre is open world games where you can explore a vast area. Not many Game Boy games are capable of that.

@TheGamerPainter  
GameCube is my favorite system. It had the BEST game library ever.

The shelf I made in 1997 finally came off the wall. Turns out it was just in drywall, not a stud. Why? Don’t know. Lasted a pretty good time, I think.
 
Took me maybe 4 days to put it back up, mostly because it’s too fucking hot. I needed more torque than my arms could generate so I had to find the old cordless thing and charge the battery for a whole hour and even that couldn’t get the screw in all the way, just 99%, but that’s good enough.
 
Now my shoulder hurts and I stepped on a nail (didn’t draw blood) and hit my knee, but it’s up on the wall and this time it should last more than 24 years.
 
I got to get some Bondo or something to fill in the old holes.

For several years, at least from 2011 through 2014, I really did use words like “everypony”, “somepony”, etc.

@UrbanMysticDee  
Personally, I always treat it as an animacy distinction. “Everypony” and “somepony” for ponies, “everyone” and “someone” otherwise.
 
“Everybody” and “somebody” I literally never use.
 
Any other variants are extremely cringy.

@Fleur de Lis  
Sounds like a Twitter bio.

@Dex Stewart  
There’s a difference between analysing pronoun usage in my idiolect,  
and demanding that others use pronouns in a specific way or be called “whatever-phobic”.

@Fleur de Lis  
When multiple mes are present I insist you refer to all of me as “everydork”.

@Dex Stewart  
Somedork thinks he’s funny.
 
But what about when multiple Miis are present?
 
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And, my fact. I think Miis are kind of creepy.  
I’ve never used any console with them.  
The last Nintendo console I had was a GameCube.

@Fleur de Lis