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ponypony221
Chatty Kirin -

Excessively based homo
Post the most dumb, poorly-aged, infuriating, and self-serving articles from our Media overlords.
 
Use https://archive.is/ for any article links, don’t give them ad money.
 
I will start with a classic:  
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ANoobis
A toast - Incredibly based
Fried Chicken - Attended an april fools event
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Chatty Kirin - A user who has reached a combined 1000 forum posts or comments.
Liberty Belle - Sings the song of the unchained

Ghibelline Omnipotens
MSNBC’s immediate take on the Will Smith slap was predictable.
 
This one’s just them being retards, but CNN infamously aired an Applebee’s ad during their coverage of the opening of the invasion of Ukraine. As in, not during a commercial break, they just interrupted the invasion to put an Applebee’s commercial in the breaking news box.
ANoobis
A toast - Incredibly based
Fried Chicken - Attended an april fools event
Book Horse - A user who has contributed to 5k+ metadata changes.
Chatty Kirin - A user who has reached a combined 1000 forum posts or comments.
Liberty Belle - Sings the song of the unchained

Ghibelline Omnipotens
Jokes don’t exist. #RIPJimmyFallon is being reported as fake news about Jimmy Fallon being dead, rather than mockery aimed at his own admission that his audience has been cut in less than half over the past few years.
 
Edit I just realized I got Jimmys Kimmel and Fallon mixed up. Doesn’t matter, Fallon’s audience crash has been even worse than Kimmel’s.
ponypony221
Chatty Kirin -

Excessively based homo
@Dex Stewart  
They say the purpose of a headline is to get you to want to read the article. Well, I guess confusion helps with that. I can’t tell if he thinks it is a good thing or bad.
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