Nsfw monster girl thread

Anonymous #BD6E
I like monster girls generally. Shoggoth meidos are especially appealing to me for some reason.
 
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Anonymous #BD6E
@Officer Hotpants  
She’s a sweet girl, who just happens to be a bit slimy. Or maybe she’s a self-powered sentient puddle of nanomachines two billion years old. It’s hard to say.
Anonymous #BD6E
@Officer Hotpants  
Oh, don’t be like that.
 
Here, let me tell you a monster girl story.
 
Once upon a time there was a monster girl college, because authorial fiat. One day a young woman went in to apply. The woman at the front desk, a middle-aged mermaid woman in a large tank of water, said, “You know this school is for monsters, right? You look like a normal human. What kind of monster are you?”
 
The young woman:
 
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