@Officer Hotpants
Oh, don’t be like that.
Here, let me tell you a monster girl story.
Once upon a time there was a monster girl college, because authorial fiat. One day a young woman went in to apply. The woman at the front desk, a middle-aged mermaid woman in a large tank of water, said, “You know this school is for monsters, right? You look like a normal human. What kind of monster are you?”
The young woman: