What the hell is the All Star music video about?
So Dane Cook burns himself with an unplugged waffle iron and then the Smash Mouth guy (don’t know his name) throws some midget out of the way and gives a free shrug to Ben Stiller and some other people I don’t recognize.
Smash Mouth then sees the Real Housewives of South Central and rushes into a burning house to rescue a dog or a cat or a wombat or some animal, don’t remember, don’t care.
Then Smash Mouth rushes off on a moped with some slightly below average looking roasties who gesticulate on the bike.
Then there’s a car chase in the greenest tunnel you have ever seen involving a stretch limo. Ben Stiller jumps on a car while someone throws bowling balls at it. Some dude in a jogging suit robot dances and there’s an explosion.
Back outside Smash Mouth lifts a school bus off of the queen of the harvest festival while cheerleaders look on. The bus is full of kids who never bothered escaping.
Something happens.
Smash Mouth goes into a house and Ben Stiller and some other people are standing outside looking at it. One of them has a shovel.
What the hell does any of that mean?