MOTU and She-Ra

ANoobis
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The review embargo for Revelation is lifted, and it's sounding bad. And the media are preemptively shitting on viewers to excuse the anticipated flop, so fuck this mess. I'm giving it a miss.
Dex Stewart
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Well, I just watched the first episode of Masters of the Universe Revelation…
The end was odd,to be the absolute nicest I can be.
Why did Clawful and Spikor have to be disguises for Faker and Evil Lyn?
Teela promoted? That's cool. She deserves it. The beginning is pretty good.
The attack on Grayskull was impressive.
Characters being shocked at a lower level of Grayskull existing was kinda weird.
Moss Man died surprisingly gruesomely for what was described as an all ages show.
Adam is not weak,at least,but I'm worried the writers will forget that.
I like that they kept Marlena knowing He-man was Adam.
Randor's outburst at Duncan felt out of character, at least his old character. If this is what new Randor is like I don't think I'll like him.
Teela's little bitch fit pretty much cements the general unpleasantness of the whole show.
I was willing to brush off my little problems,but jeez,Teela. They just lost their son,a good friend,YOUR friend. You're acting like this?

Overall,it was a bland,tired,cliched and quite bleak premiere. I don't think this show will be making a comeback after it's initial season unless they do some massive overalls.
Netflix She-ra was far better,if only because it was optimistic and pleasant.
ANoobis
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Kevin Smith says that people who don't like what he did with Revelation are "fake fans" who need to "grow the fuck up". And CBR is spinning the narrative that the show's bad score is just review bombing.
Dex Stewart
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@ANoobis
I just watched the second episode and can confirm that the show is just badly made.

Here's my play-by-play from Derpi:
I'm watching the second episode.
Jay Mewes as Stinkor,eh. He's a good voice actor,not sure if he was a right choice for this.
Teela and Andra take a job from a suspicious old woman.

Tri-klops took over snake Mountain and created a cult of technology…alllllriiiight…

I don't know if it's Teela's voice actor or just the context,but GOD I AM SICK OF HER. Stop talking. SHUT UP. I'm wondering if I'd prefer Marriner from Lower Decks here instead.
Jeez I do not care what Teela and Andra are doing.

I feel bad for Andra. It's not her fault she's stuck in this crap.
I can't take Teela seriously with that dumbass hair.
Teela's still a whiny little shit. "What were we fighting for?"
Oh,yeah…Grayskull isn't real…god this is stupid.
Holy crap the old woman was Evil Lyn Icantbelieveit

Cringer suddenly doesn't stutter.
Evil Lyn explains Eternia losing it's magic, this might be interesting if it wasn't this show.
Teela needs to get the sword of power herself? Why? This Teela sucks. Grayskull must've pissed in her Revelation cereal.

Pretty speech,Cringer. Doesn't save the show. Teela was scared? Kinda weak explanation.
Oh look who's back.
RavenandWritingDesk
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Kevin Smith in full damage control. Oh well, hopefully when it gets rebooted in ten years all this mouth foaming revenge feminism will be gone and we can just get a good story.
Barhandar
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How to make a STRONK INDEEPENDENT WAHMYN, according to leftists, SJWs, and personally Kevin Smith:

well make her into a MAN, of course! not to mention the whole "whiny narcissistic bitch making her friend's death all about herself and her feefees, who has lost to skeletor in five episodes

Those beauty-hating literal orcs wouldn't know a strong female if she kicked them in the face.
Dex Stewart
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@Barhandar
Sorceress is the weakest character on the show,unable to do literally anything,and she's fucking stupid,just letting the bad guys walk right in. Since when does Grayskull take and hold prisoners? She's the only one there most of the time! She's not able to venture far from it either,even at full strength, how is she planning on getting food for the prisoners? Dumbass birdbrain. What other female characters are there? Evil Lyn, alright. She's actually okay,but she's a villain who literally backstabs her former allies. Not sure sjw types want to be repped by her. Oh,yeah,they took away her short hair, because this show is allergic to cool. Then there's that weird proto-Sorceress who speaks on gibberish in heaven. Millennia around people who only speak English and she never picked any of that up?
And Andra is also in the show. She's fine. But she's in Revelation.
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