MOTU and She-Ra

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The review embargo for Revelation is lifted, and it’s sounding bad. And the media are preemptively shitting on viewers to excuse the anticipated flop, so fuck this mess. I’m giving it a miss.
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Well, I just watched the first episode of Masters of the Universe Revelation…  
The end was odd,to be the absolute nicest I can be.  
|| Why did Clawful and Spikor have to be disguises for Faker and Evil Lyn?  
Teela promoted? That’s cool. She deserves it. The beginning is pretty good.  
The attack on Grayskull was impressive.  
Characters being shocked at a lower level of Grayskull existing was kinda weird.  
Moss Man died surprisingly gruesomely for what was described as an all ages show.  
Adam is not weak,at least,but I’m worried the writers will forget that.  
I like that they kept Marlena knowing He-man was Adam.  
Randor’s outburst at Duncan felt out of character, at least his old character. If this is what new Randor is like I don’t think I’ll like him.  
Teela’s little bitch fit pretty much cements the general unpleasantness of the whole show.  
I was willing to brush off my little problems,but jeez,Teela. They just lost their son,a good friend,YOUR friend. You’re acting like this?||  
Overall,it was a bland,tired,cliched and quite bleak premiere. I don’t think this show will be making a comeback after it’s initial season unless they do some massive overalls.  
Netflix She-ra was far better,if only because it was optimistic and pleasant.
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Kevin Smith says that people who don’t like what he did with Revelation are “fake fans” who need to “grow the fuck up”. And CBR is spinning the narrative that the show’s bad score is just review bombing.
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@ANoobis  
I just watched the second episode and can confirm that the show is just badly made.
 
Here’s my play-by-play from Derpi:  
I’m watching the second episode.  
Jay Mewes as Stinkor,eh. He’s a good voice actor,not sure if he was a right choice for this.  
Teela and Andra take a job from a suspicious old woman.  
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Tri-klops took over snake Mountain and created a cult of technology…alllllriiiight…
 
I don’t know if it’s Teela’s voice actor or just the context,but GOD I AM SICK OF HER. Stop talking. SHUT UP. I’m wondering if I’d prefer Marriner from Lower Decks here instead.  
Jeez I do not care what Teela and Andra are doing.
 
I feel bad for Andra. It’s not her fault she’s stuck in this crap.  
I can’t take Teela seriously with that dumbass hair.  
Teela’s still a whiny little shit. “What were we fighting for?”  
Oh,yeah…Grayskull isn’t real…god this is stupid.  
Holy crap the old woman was Evil Lyn Icantbelieveit
 
Cringer suddenly doesn’t stutter.  
Evil Lyn explains Eternia losing it’s magic, this might be interesting if it wasn’t this show.  
Teela needs to get the sword of power herself? Why? This Teela sucks. Grayskull must’ve pissed in her Revelation cereal.  
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Pretty speech,Cringer. Doesn’t save the show. Teela was scared? Kinda weak explanation.  
Oh look who’s back.
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Kevin Smith in full damage control. Oh well, hopefully when it gets rebooted in ten years all this mouth foaming revenge feminism will be gone and we can just get a good story.
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How to make a STRONK INDEEPENDENT WAHMYN, according to leftists, SJWs, and personally Kevin Smith:  
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well make her into a MAN, of course! not to mention the whole “whiny narcissistic bitch making her friend’s death all about herself and her feefees, who has lost to skeletor in five episodes
 
Those beauty-hating literal orcs wouldn’t know a strong female if she kicked them in the face.
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@Barhandar  
Sorceress is the weakest character on the show,unable to do literally anything,and she’s fucking stupid,just letting the bad guys walk right in. Since when does Grayskull take and hold prisoners? She’s the only one there most of the time! She’s not able to venture far from it either,even at full strength, how is she planning on getting food for the prisoners? Dumbass birdbrain. What other female characters are there? Evil Lyn, alright. She’s actually okay,but she’s a villain who literally backstabs her former allies. Not sure sjw types want to be repped by her. Oh,yeah,they took away her short hair, because this show is allergic to cool. Then there’s that weird proto-Sorceress who speaks on gibberish in heaven. Millennia around people who only speak English and she never picked any of that up?  
And Andra is also in the show. She’s fine. But she’s in Revelation.
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It’s clear there is a group of people ether through malicious intent or utter incompetence are destroying western media, what confuses me is that these people keep getting their contracts renewed instead of being fired on the spot for losing their employer millions in revenue and causing permanent damage to their banner franchises. They cling onto these dead ducks that churn out shit after shit until the company goes bankrupt.
 
I don’t believe for one second that anyone on a board of directors has any morals and values outside the accumulation of capital so why the hell do they keep people producing failing products over and over again on staff?
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Think a bit deeper. What’s the purpose of all that money they’ve spent the past century accumulating, if not to destroy the culture and rub all our noses in the fact of irreversible decline? That’s what those trillion dollar megacorporations are FOR. They’ve finished the “accumulate money” part of the plan. Now it’s time for “shit all over your customers and make sure they know you hate them.”
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It’s pretty simple: to get there in the first place, HR would need to become utterly corrupt and useless first. So of course they won’t fire those people, they’re either butt buddies or incompetent.  
Also, those people value public perception a lot higher than money, being narcissists, and there’s a lot of public pressure to uphold and endorse wokeshit even despite it being a guaranteed failure moneywise.
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Mattel is notoriously short sighted. A while ago I looked into the Thomas the Tank Engine fandom, I was curious why they were so unhappy with the upcoming 2d cartoon. I found out just how incompetent Mattel could be. The past couple years,they pushed for changes in the cartoon,which barely aired in the US,pushed toys based on ugly designs from the shows no one saw,then decided to reboot into a new show no one will watch.  
If it’s not Barbie,they don’t seem to care. Oddly, She-ra was a big chance to do what they love most,dolls. The scant few released for She-ra though were reworked DC Superhero Girls dolls. They were exclusive to Target,I guess,that was the only place I saw them. The first wave of dolls was apparently just She-ra’s,and they didn’t see that as a problem. The second wave had more than one character,but then completely disappeared, despite high demand. Two others were comic Con exclusives.  
I’m quite surprised the decidedly family non-friendly Revelation has gotten such a big push in merchandising,at least,I would be surprised if I wasn’t familiar with how incompetent Mattel could be.
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I don’t know, I guess I’m still living in the 90’s where Company Chief Executives had balls and would fire incompetents and the HR gremlins that allowed them to fuck things up without a second thought. I’ve got to admit that recently all the alleged figureheads of companies I’ve met have been sad apologies of people, I expect the boss to have a force of personality that makes people snap their head round when they enter the room, but most of them seem like that quiet and awkward uncle that gets invited to family parties out of obligation these days.
 
Chalk it up to revenge feminism castrating everyone I guess, It’s pretty backward as a Socialist to miss your old enemy of the blustering tycoon but in comparison to the slimy, bitchy social media representatives and their underhanded shit, I want uncle moneybags back.
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@RavenandWritingDesk  
For all the talk of feminism, Revelation sure doesn’t treat it’s female cast well.(it doesn’t treat the male cast well either…) Teela’s a massive entitled bitch,Andra is there, Sorceress is powerless and Evil Lyn is a fucking villain. I just know they’re going to try and make Evil Lyn a hero or something in the next batch of episodes.  
Not that I care anymore. There are no stakes. Characters are retconned beyond recognition.  
I could complain more about Revelation if you want.
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@Dex Stewart  
Anyone who pushes for “feminism” does not know actual women, so such people think that narcissistic manchildren are what “strong women” are.
 
@RavenandWritingDesk  
Right now companies aren’t controlled by the CEOs, they’re controlled by the “investors”, and investors have both power to destroy a CEO and complete insulation from any consequences, so they push anyone who promises them the sweetest lie into the company.
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