Mock featured image thread. (nsfw)

Acres
Rampant Alicorn - The majestic steed of a blessed crusade
A toast - Incredibly based (but on what?)
U Lil Shid - Hi, Im a lil shid.
Donor | Applejack - Wait, this isn't Lyra's...
Book Horse - A user who has contributed to 5k+ metadata changes.
Liberty Belle - Sings the song of the unchained (Renowned Sound)

Post images that are so bad they would never be accepted by the mods as a featured image.
 
Rules:  
All pictures must be MLP related.  
racist pony images are ok  
low quality images are good  
NSFW is allowed, but must be an obvious joke (no shinodage or the likes) and spoiled.
 
end all posts with “I can’t believe this wasn’t featured!”
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