Holy crap, Chris-chan... [NSFW]

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@Twiface
Growing a beard involved effort from Chris because according to Kiwifarms, Chris has claimed that his autism gives him some serious sensorial issues about whatever is touching his skin, so for years he shaved his face clean because he can’t stand the feeling and itching of hair growing on it.
He even used to add a soft wrapping around his dumb medallions chain so the chain itself was never directly touching the skin on his neck.
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It seems Chris is under the impression that he’ll be sent to a gateway house. If the system is really looking into halfway houses, it’s likely that he’s already been turned down by the group homes.
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I feel like I’m watching a Chris-tier lolcow develop in real time. Cyraxx is back, with another confrontation with Marty, the guy who beat him up in the video I posted previously. This whole situation is so stupid, I can’t believe it’s real.
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Holy frejoles, Chris was bailed out for real.
https://kiwifarms.net/attachments/1679926509689-png.4896252/
Where the hell is he going to live and how is he going to sustain himself? And how long until he does something worth being jailed again?
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@Acres
Until Chris finds some way to start talking on the internet, everyone will wonder what were the conditions to get him out of jail and where is he going to live, since Chris is basically a homeless, indigent 41 year old man without the means or the knowdeledge to take care of himself.
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@Acres
That was a clerical error. It’s impossible for him to be out on bail, since there was never any bond set. He’s not necessarily free, because “released” could just mean into someone else’s custody.
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There has been an unconfirmed report of CWC being spotted in a WalMart in Montgomery County, Maryland according to the CWC Sonichu Community on Facebook.
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ISNT HE A ITALIAN BY ETHNOS? HIS HEREDITARY INSTINCT DOES NOT ALLOW HIM TO ADJUST IN THE USA. THE UNNATURAL LAWS OF THE USA SUPPRESS HUMAN INTUITION AND SELF DEVELOPMENT. HE SHOULD GO BACK TO ITALY.
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@ANoobis
I don’t know. A release order was issued three days ago, but the Cwcki doesn’t have any additional information on Chris’ current status or whereabouts.
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According to Kiwifarms, Chris was released from jail but was (most probably) stuffed into a grupal home because he is homeless, already proved he can’t take care of himself, neither can stay out of trouble and since his case is still running, he needs to be in a place where someone could keep an eye on him.
Nobody knows where exactly he is or why he hasn’t said a word as soon he got his phone and internet access back, though.
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The most logical assumption is that he hasn’t been given access to a phone or the internet. Whether that’s the state’s doing or his defender’s, your guess is as good as mine.
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