Holy crap, Chris-chan... [NSFW]

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Boot badge - It's Bootiful
Fried Chicken - Attended an april fools event
U Lil Shid - Hi, Im a lil shid.
Artist -
Liberty Belle - Sings the song of the unchained

Distant banjo noise
@Twiface
Growing a beard involved effort from Chris because according to Kiwifarms, Chris has claimed that his autism gives him some serious sensorial issues about whatever is touching his skin, so for years he shaved his face clean because he can’t stand the feeling and itching of hair growing on it.
He even used to add a soft wrapping around his dumb medallions chain so the chain itself was never directly touching the skin on his neck.
ANoobis
A toast - Incredibly based
Fried Chicken - Attended an april fools event
Book Horse - A user who has contributed to 5k+ metadata changes.
Chatty Kirin - A user who has reached a combined 1000 forum posts or comments.
Liberty Belle - Sings the song of the unchained

Ghibelline Omnipotens
It seems Chris is under the impression that he’ll be sent to a gateway house. If the system is really looking into halfway houses, it’s likely that he’s already been turned down by the group homes.
ANoobis
A toast - Incredibly based
Fried Chicken - Attended an april fools event
Book Horse - A user who has contributed to 5k+ metadata changes.
Chatty Kirin - A user who has reached a combined 1000 forum posts or comments.
Liberty Belle - Sings the song of the unchained

Ghibelline Omnipotens
I feel like I’m watching a Chris-tier lolcow develop in real time. Cyraxx is back, with another confrontation with Marty, the guy who beat him up in the video I posted previously. This whole situation is so stupid, I can’t believe it’s real.
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