Holy crap, Chris-chan... [NSFW]

Part of the reasons why Chris’ case has been so long is because Virginia’s legal system literally has no idea about what to do with him. Chris has proved over and over again that he can’t live on his own (he is too stupid and doesn’t even have a place to return anymore) and cannot be sent to a group home without forcing the staff to constantly supervise him, of he will cause new problems like abusing and stealing from vulnerable people (because he doesn’t give a crap about what he does to others as long he could get what he wants) so he cannot be released OR sent to a tard home without causing new problems, and until Virginia’s legal system could find a way to keep this moron from causing more problems, the state is stuck with him.

@Color Anon
Electric chair?

@ponypony221
Personally, I am convinced that a few well delivered beatings could get him to behave tolerably well, since Chris has never been hit on his life and that was a big reason why he grew up convinced he always could do whatever he wanted without facing big consequences.

@Color Anon
What I’m hearing is that we should try the “low” setting on the electric chair.

@ponypony221
Zap to the Extreme is plan B.

Or an old-fashioned lobotomy will turn him normal.

@πʊßƛįϰ
How old fashioned are we talking? Are we talking screwdriver, ice pick, or a steel bar flying at explosive velocities?

A Chris-tier lolcow called Cyraxx just closed out a years-long feud by getting his ass kicked and squealing like a goblin. The lesson was unlearned before he finished walking home. There’s no amount of violence that will fix retardation.

Chris’ next hearing will take place on August and according to Kiwifarms, he could be facing up to 10 years behind bars, but he could have been released a year ago if the tard had accepted a plea instead of playing contrarian to anything that wasn’t an immediate release and an apology from the judge.

@Color Anon
Is that up to ten on paper, or up to ten actually served?

@ANoobis
A maximum of 10 years served, which means that if he’s hit with that one, he will have to spend 8 more years behind bars.

@Color Anon
And Virginia’s 15% time credit, which is applied automatically as long as he doesn’t get in further trouble while inside. By August, he’s looking at no more than six years max at this rate.

Walking in lava is completely safe as long as you don’t get burned.

@ANoobis
Holy shit, it’s real life Deliverance. That’s the product of 4000 years of inbreeding.

@ANoobis
This makes me doubt they ever killed Rasputin.

@ANoobis
If violence isn’t solving your problems then you’re obviously not using enough.

@Amagan
Or using it on the wrong people.

According to some info collected by Kiwifarms, Chris now has a beard and is selling CWC-esque tasers through an e-store.
Yeah, TASERS.

@Color Anon
Who gets to keep the money, Tweedle Dumb or the people running the jail?

@UrbanMysticDee
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/mar-11-23-praetor-interview.155813/

@Color Anon
Does the beard indicate that Chris has dropped the trans thing?

@ANoobis
According to Kiwifarms, it’s probably just Chris trying to get more in character with his retarded roleplay about him being Jesus.

@Color Anon
Maybe a career as the world’s worst breaded lady?

@ANoobis
Trannies have beards even when they claim they’re women.

@ANoobis
No, I think it’s just his notorious laziness.