Holy crap, Chris-chan... [NSFW]

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Sockness is one of the most disturbing of Chris' orbiters to me. He's like a darker version of Chris himself, being autistic, gender-something-or-other, and a prophet of his own made up religion that comes complete with a fantasy world he lives in. He's the kind of predator that Chris could have been if he wasn't so notoriously cowardly. Insofar as Chris is a child in an adult's body, this guy is a groomer.

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Well, with Chris having spent a second christmas behind bars and away from his toys and the internet one would have expected him to grow a bit wiser, but seeing his lastest letters (where he now claims to be omniscient so he can see everything that happens, happened and will happen at multidimensional levels) I can only wonder how he can keep getting dumber and nuttier with every year.
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Chris has recently allowed a ween to visit him at jail.

Highlights from the account of the visit, copied from the CWCki:

Chris is allowed visitors a couple times per week, but only if he's personally approved of them.

Chris is reportedly the thinnest he has been since high school.

Chris is reportedly showing signs of his age, with his hair graying.

Chris appears to be medicated to the point where it is slowing his speech.

Heilberg seems to have finally convinced Chris to keep his mouth shut.

Chris has been playing basketball in jail, and was unbanned from the rec room.

When asked about when he will be released from jail, Chris responded "The truth will be revealed in months".

Most notably, Chris appears to have accepted that he may never return to 14 Branchland Court.
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The medication and punishments/corrective discipline seem to have worked a bit, since Chris' case was scheduled for a review hearing on January 27.
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Jail, at least. Prison would probably fuck him up irrecoverably. It does seem that the structure an institution provides is what he needs to thrive. Maybe a psychiatric facility is where he should be.
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A guy recently uploaded some pics of Chris' house, revealing that Chris' Legos were tossed into a trash container.

(Edit) Some more pics revealed that Chris' house is being cleaned and spruced up (the old junk and dead plants that surrounded the house were removed) and there are boxes of toys and clothes being thrown into the trash bin outside of the house.
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Well, today Chris went for another hearing about his case and yep, it got nothing but another continuance scheduled for Valentine's Day, because apparently even God wants to troll Chris now.
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God: I love all my children.
*Humanity presents Chris Chan*
God: I… I thought I destroyed that thing with the flood a while back.
Devil: You know what. I don't think I want to associate with humanity any longer.
Jesus: Aw, see! Now, even Luzbel is freaking out!
Elon: I'm leaving this planet.
Mark: I'm leaving this reality. FOR THE METAVER-
Elon: Oh, shut up.
Jeff: Even The Rings of Power wasn't as atrocious as that… THING!
Mindy: Velma's looking like gold next to that creature.

God: …and on the EIGHT day, He decided to just wipe the slate completely clean.

Humanity: FINE! We'll put it away, alright.

,,,because.
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Before anyone falls for it: NO, Chris has not been released. It's yet another lie made and spammed around by some bored Twitter guys.
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