Holy crap, Chris-chan... [NSFW]

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What do they even do with him if he goes to prison? Can he just shit himself on a daily basis, or does the administration have to try to do something about him?
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According to Kiwifarms, the reason why Chris' case has been taking so long is precisely because both the law and Chris's lawyer are trying to figure out wtf can be done with him to get sure it sticks, and so they wouldn't have to deal with Chris's autism as soon he's back on the streets. He can't be trusted to not cause more problems if he's released on bail, he can't sent to a normal prison because he wouldn't survive a day there, and neither can be sent to live in a mental institution or grupal home because it's costly and he's not retarded enough to justify that, so basically he's a big and costly nuisance for every party involved on his case but until a fair and humane solution is found, they are stuck with him.

It doesn't help that Chris himself has been extremely uncooperative through this whole ordeal.
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It's pitful to see the stupid things some people would do for some e-fame.
Personally I will never understand why some people desperately crave something as useless and retarded as e-fame in the first place.
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Well, that's it. The defense decided to play Chris' autism as it's final get out of jail card.
Why am I not surprised?
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There's been a strange lack of updates today. Twitter seems convinced that the silence, combined with the tard card being played, means that he's already out and the case is expunged.
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The constant continuances and lack of a definite ending ended up tiring a lot of people.
At this point CWC stands for Continuance Weston Chandler.
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He's always been a massive karma Houdini throughout his entire life. The Farmers are now speculating that he might get released on probation because of some retarded state law that got passed two years ago that lets courts give autists a slap on the wrist.
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I think it's indicative of how badly our society is fraying apart, everyone's so focused on the big things like "They're shoving trannies into all our shows!" and "the price of food is skyrocketing!" the most obviously noticeable stuff, that the slower, creeping problems get overlooked.

Back in the day, most people never travelled more then a few days from the town they where born in, leaving to go to the big city or to travel the world was a rare occurrence. Thus, the only thing that mattered to people throughout most of history was their reputation with their own community (not the bastardised term we're familiar with where any group of assholes with a shared point of view and an internet connection or even just a preference on who to fuck is considered a "community", I mean the actual people who live around you in the real world) with people who knew them on a personal level and that they would meet and speak to everyday.

As actual communities have been atomized to make way for the "communities" of the always-online globalist cultural paradigm, now likes on Twatter or upvotes on YouTube have highjacked that desire to be well loved and respected by your own neighbors in favour of a "larger" audience. One that interacts with you entirely through text posts, that you know nothing about and may actually just be bots. To the internet, you're just a profile pic and a source of momentary distraction, not an actual person.
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I beg to differ. Nobody except weird internet losers like us really cares about lolcows like Chris. The MSM publicity he got last year was a flash in the pan that just happened because journalists just write about whatever is trending on Twitter, and they moved on after a few days.

A typical jury is likely to have a lot of retirees on it anyway just because they have nothing better to do with their time. And even if they do have a hard time finding an unbiased jury, they could always opt for a bench trial instead.
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The Chandlers are pretty well known and infamous on their little town, though.
Chris' neighbors in particular don't want to have anything to do with him and would most likely refuse to give him back the pets they rescued from his house after he go arrested.
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True, though Ruckersville is a really small town. They can draw jurors from all over the county. Surely they could find a dozen boomers from Standardsville who don't know who he is? The Chandlers' antics seem to be mostly confined to Ruckersville and Charlottesville.
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I just looked it up, and Ruckersville is much smaller than I had assumed. Just over 1,300 people. That place looks absolutely miserable.
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Well, looks like we will not hear about Chris for a long time, since his case was pushed for next year (for a review) and a relocation order was requested for him. According to Kiwifarms, this is most likely a request to put him on a mental institution for a year to confirm if he's lucid enough to face a jury or not, and to confirm if he can be put on a group home with other tards or if he can be trusted to live on his own.





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Ruckersville looks like a quaint, peaceful little town full of green and open spaces, ideal for retired people or just for people who wants to live away from the noise and stress of a big city. It doesn't looks like a bad place to live as long you could avoid tards like Chris and such.
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