Holy crap, Chris-chan... [NSFW]

@Color Anon  
He will be taken advantage of from day one.

@Acres  
I like to think the average criminal has more dignity than that.

Is Chris in prison now, or is he still in jail? His next hearing was delayed to November, wasn’t it?

@ANoobis  
Chris has been held at Central Virginia Regional Jail in Orange, Virginia since early August.  
His next hearing is on November 18, but seeing how this entire case is advancing at a snailpace, looks like Chris will spend Christmas in jail. Which is actually a good thing because he is facing at least 10 years on prison for the incest charges and even if he dodges that and he’s released, he doesn’t have a place to return because he cannot go back to his old house ever again.

@Color Anon  
Well at least we’re still one step ahead of the UK and Canada (for what little difference there is between the two).

Nothing specially unusual to report about Chris except that he wrote another letter to a ween and he’s still going about the dumb merge and how he’s a god.  
https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Jail_Letter_-_3_October_2021

Since when is he about Islam? I thought that he was Christian, after some fashion or another, at the root of his world view.

@Color Anon  
I was beginning to wonder if anything new had happened only last night.
 
@ANoobis  
I’m sorry. Are you saying Chris’ actions & beliefs aren’t sensible?

@ANoobis  
”Adopt Islam” is an euphemism in russian-speaking countries meaning “die”, after very excited islamic jackal shitrags have been reporting celebrity deaths as “they’ve adopted islam in their final moments” (plus a few genuinely did).

@ANoobis  
Some weens sent him a letter trying to get him to convert to Islam. It was a low effort trolling attempt, and Chris was too delusional to fall for it.

Chris has sent more letters from jail. Basically he’s content with jail food, the living accomodations and the way as the staff has been treating him, but laments about having no friends there and rants about the guards and the inmates, which he claims to hate. Oh, and his mom is writing letters to him, because who knows why.
 
The letters also suggest that Chris has been antagonizing guards and inmates, which is something that is definitely not going to end well for him.

@Color Anon  
Oh please, please, please, Chris. Please. Pick a fight with an inmate.
 
Any confirmation that the letters from mom are anything more than another bout of compulsive lying on his part?

@Officer Hotpants  
Chris claims that the only people from Virgina who has written to him are his mom, his attorney and the “fan” he is writing back to. Since Chris is completely unable of lying without making it sound huge and grandiose, it’s fair to assume he was telling the truth.

Anyone see Edmund McMillen (Binding of Isaac dev)’s Halloween costume?
 

@ANoobis  
You know you’ve achieved some bit of greatness when people can literally cosplay as you.
 
What?! Who’s jealous?! I’m not jealous! You’re jealous!!
 
Plot Twist: No one is actually jealous… no one, not of Chris-chan, no one.

@ANoobis  
Did he fuck his mom? You know: for authenticity.

More Halloween costumes.
 

@ANoobis  
Not nearly fat enough and way too good looking.

@UrbanMysticDee  
That’s the dang dirty impostor, Ian Brandon Something!

Well, Chris’ fate will be decided next Thursday. There’s nothing else to add except that according to his letters, he might be getting horribly fat because he has been doing nothing but eat nonstop from both his regular prison meals and from the junk food he buys at the prison’s commissary.

@Color Anon  
Chris? Getting fat? Hard to believe.

Where’s he getting the money from?

@Acres  
Either from his monthly disability paycheck or from his mother, as Chris’ letters commented that he was spending a lot on the prison’ commissary from day one.  
Sandwiches and instant ramen noddles are his favorite choices.

@Color Anon  
I’m surprised he hasn’t been constantly mugged of his commissary purchases.